woman with man trouble, puts a personal ad in the newspaper. in her ad she states: i want a man who will never hit me, and never run away from me. the next day her doorbell rings. when she answers it there is a man in a wheelchair. the man has no arms and no legs. he said im here for the woman who put the ad in the paper. the woman says sorry sir but you dont have any arms or legs. the man says well ill never hit you or run away from you. the woman thinks and says okay well are you hung well?? the man answers... i rung the doorbell didnt i?