Topic: What one liners would work on you? | |
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If a guy walked up to you and opened with a one liner..
What would work on you? My sister fell for her husband because he walked up to her in a restaurant and said,"So, where have you been all my life?" They had 20plus years togeather and 2 kids..to bad he didn't stop saying that to girls..she caught him with one. |
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usually I just Hi, I'm Tom one of the best ice breakers is asking what kinda pizza they like, cuz everyone is just a wee bit different |
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I just walk up to a chick and say hey baby is your name parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you..........
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"Nice shoes. Wanna phuck"? Never fails.
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"Nice shoes. Wanna phuck"? Never fails. I actually took your advice on this Goof. You forget to tell me what to say after she comes back with "Your so stupid you couldn't find my puzzy". Any help would be appreciated............ |
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"Nice shoes. Wanna phuck"? Never fails. I actually took your advice on this Goof. You forget to tell me what to say after she comes back with "Your so stupid you couldn't find my puzzy". Any help would be appreciated............ Tell her you googled it, and you know where it is now. Trust me. She knows you Googled it, she will be putty in your hands. |
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u guys are dreaming
but am I surprised? |
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If a guy walked up to you and opened with a one liner.. What would work on you? wanna bump uglies? |
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My advice..dont say a word.
Just whip it out, stick it in her hand, and then start crying. |
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a guy walked up to me in a bar n said "its not gonna suck itself"
unfortunately for me it worked n was with him for 10 years |
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a guy walked up to me in a bar n said "its not gonna suck itself" If it did men would never leave the house. |
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damn those are nice pants, think i could talk you outta them?
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My advice..dont say a word. Just whip it out, stick it in her hand, and then start crying.
OMG, Dan, too funny!! Let me know how it works. |
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This line would work on me:
"Hilda Doolittle is every bit of the poet that TS Eliot is--so why isn't she more widely recognized and appreciated?" I met my boyfriend in a chat room on yayhoo. The one liner in an IM from me that grabbed his interest was: "Ladies drink tea with their pinkies extended." Different strokes. |
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"You're so much prettier than your sister"
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Do I come here often?
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"how do u like ur eggs? scrammbled or fertilized?" im kidding.. one time that one worked.. now i have a daughter ;)
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"You're so much prettier than your sister" hahahahahahahaha |
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can I cook u breakfast
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Edited by
Rozauka
on
Sun 01/16/11 04:52 AM
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"Sup?" will get my attention, so its all that needs to be said.
Either that or "Want to inspect my bed for me?" |
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