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Just read the offence" and if you've done it once or more, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offence" and added up your total fine.
"My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Done acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to a stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10 Hit on some one while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $10 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Peed in the pool -- $5 Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend -- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $50 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 O. K , now tally up your answers, then, say "my bail is what ever. $570.... I'm a GOOD boy. lol  
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$635... and only 20 years old...
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My bail is $610.
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Well geez it is $146,000 based on line 25 alone.
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i stopped counting at $975,000.00
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I need a lawyer...
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I had lots of offenses , But no offences
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I owe bail of $660.00....CRAP!!!!
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my bail is $520
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Edited by
PHATCHICK40
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Tue 01/11/11 09:50 AM
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My bail is $495 and I am fine with that! LOL
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Im taking the 5th on this one!
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$870 & I'm a repeat offender!!!
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880........sex in the dome of the big united church was worth it....woooooohooooooo
  
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$655...not to bad.
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$655...not to bad.  hi hun..
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if we owe just the one fine/offense for all repeats...800
if we owe for each and every repeat....at well over 15000 i'm screwed 
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I plea the fifth!
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$295.00
 I`ve led a "sheltered" life.
But if we would count everytime or remember the numbers.
Mine would be like around $2,769,769.69
Yeah, I know it makes no cents. 
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seriously? im blonde i cant count that hi.. but i sickly enough had all but two of them.. woooops
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seriously? im blonde i cant count that hi.. but i sickly enough had all but two of them.. woooops  Omg! the woman of my dreams. 
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