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Topic: WHAT'S Your Bail?
uk1971's photo
Tue 01/11/11 06:27 AM
Just read the offence" and if you've done it once or more, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offence" and added up your total fine.


"My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- $10
Done acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $50
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

O. K , now tally up your answers, then, say
"my bail is what ever.







$570.... I'm a GOOD boy. lol

:tongue: bigsmile



this_guy2010's photo
Tue 01/11/11 06:33 AM
$635... and only 20 years old...

tanyaann's photo
Tue 01/11/11 06:43 AM
My bail is $610.

soufiehere's photo
Tue 01/11/11 06:44 AM
Well geez it is $146,000 based on line 25 alone.

Jtevans's photo
Tue 01/11/11 07:30 AM
i stopped counting at $975,000.00 smokin

no photo
Tue 01/11/11 07:45 AM
I need a lawyer...

markc48's photo
Tue 01/11/11 08:01 AM
I had lots of offenses , But no offences:wink:

Tazz42's photo
Tue 01/11/11 09:01 AM
I owe bail of $660.00....CRAP!!!!

silly's photo
Tue 01/11/11 09:05 AM
my bail is $520

PHATCHICK40's photo
Tue 01/11/11 09:49 AM
Edited by PHATCHICK40 on Tue 01/11/11 09:50 AM
My bail is $495 and I am fine with that! LOL:banana: :banana: :banana:

tizzleisotis's photo
Tue 01/11/11 09:53 AM
Im taking the 5th on this one!smokin

Tessa02's photo
Tue 01/11/11 12:59 PM
$870 & I'm a repeat offender!!!rofl

bedlum1's photo
Tue 01/11/11 01:09 PM
880........sex in the dome of the big united church was worth it....woooooohooooooodrinker :tongue: :tongue: devil glasses smokin

redhead44613's photo
Tue 01/11/11 06:19 PM
$655...not to bad.

bedlum1's photo
Tue 01/11/11 07:29 PM

$655...not to bad.
flowerforyou flowerforyou hi hun..

Amberdee29045's photo
Tue 01/11/11 09:10 PM
if we owe just the one fine/offense for all repeats...800

if we owe for each and every repeat....at well over 15000 i'm screwed pitchfork

youz2b12's photo
Wed 01/12/11 12:02 AM
I plea the fifth!:banana:

rara777's photo
Wed 01/12/11 04:48 AM
$295.00 laugh

rofl :laughing: I`ve led a "sheltered" life.:laughing: rofl

But if we would count everytime or remember the numbers.:laughing:

Mine would be like around $2,769,769.69:laughing:

Yeah, I know it makes no cents.slaphead

Livinthedream87's photo
Sun 01/16/11 12:06 AM
seriously? im blonde i cant count that hi.. but i sickly enough had all but two of them.. woooops

bedlum1's photo
Sun 01/16/11 04:44 AM

seriously? im blonde i cant count that hi.. but i sickly enough had all but two of them.. woooops
drool Omg! the woman of my dreams.drool love :tongue:

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