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Sun 01/06/08 07:01 AM
It's sad Fred has a good chance of not-winning. I agree with him though, I don't think he "got in late." Like he said, "in today's world of information, if you can't get your message out in a few months, you never will... " I think what he didn't count on was the Perception of being in late...

BTW, my next T-shirt - http://thoseshirts.com/imaofred.html

Of course, Huckabee got that Butt-Kicking endorsement from Chuck Noris! http://youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8


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Sun 01/06/08 06:57 AM
These are the times that define you - it's not having this problem, it's the struggle of working through it that makes you grow...

right now, sitting there, it looks bad, whatever it is... ESP. to an 18YO! (LOL) but, in a few days or so, your perspective will change, and you'll be stronger for the whole thing...

I know it's difficult now (I've got a daughter, your age dealing with stuff right now) - but, trust us, it gets better. There will be many downs... but with them come the upswings, which are GREAT!

You'll learn to deal with times like this - and you will grow and become healthy for it. it's the ones that don't grow from them that have the problems...


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Sun 01/06/08 06:26 AM

Just a stupid side note for the sake of grammer.......
Its P.S. ......the P.P.S.
Post script then post post script.:wink:

Thanks! I fixed the other stuff already... missed that one...

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Sun 01/06/08 06:19 AM

laugh laugh laugh i think that should work quite well hun...if they can actually read english lol...it mite just be a pre typed message they use....

i get lots of foreign guys on a english dating site im on ...have learnt to ignore hun...drives me mental


That makes sense, except I would hope that they could spend a few bucks to hire someone who knows English (or American.. haha) to write the cut-paste stuff -

But, I am loving the charmingness and loving they are feeling much kindly. Their warmness and lonely are making for me feelings inside of myselves which are good and great.

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Sun 01/06/08 06:08 AM

you are interesting to me. I am loving to want you to know me much. Email me at marrymetogettoamerica at foreignbrides.com. Please hurry my heart is paining for you presently.........what im foreign lollaugh laugh laugh sorry couldnt resist lol:tongue:


yea, but your English is Impeccable! THAT is a Turn-On! LOL!

I changed my profile there, btw, maybe THIS will work (No offense here Debbie - hehe) and YES, I already know it has errors, it's gonna get blocked anyway...

FIRST of All! ALL your FOREIGN BRIDE, WEBCAM, and HOOKER spammers and con-artists, STAY AWAY from me and my profile! I know [name of site redacted] is a HAVEN for you, but that doesn't give you the right to do what you're doing. You are Hereby put on notice, per governing U.S. Laws and regulations that you are not to contact me. Your scam attempts are being comiled, and your IP addresses will be subpoenad [ACK Spelling! LOL!] from this site if necessary to prosecute you under international law.

That being said, to you AMERICAN Ladies in Alabama, I'm actually quite a nice guy. Buzz (or flirt) if I otherwise appeal to you.

P.S. I can NOT Belive I shelled out actuall MONEY to be SCAMMED and SPAMMED here!

P.S.S. REALLY, I'm usually a nice, sweet, charming guy!



(Watcha think? hehe)

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Sun 01/06/08 06:00 AM
(I hope the mods don't take this down - I don't name the other company)

I'm on this "Other" dating site, just for fun... I even shelled out some bucks, you know, just for fun...

ANYWAY, at LEAST 5 times a day I get a spam-flirt or an email, "You are man of interesting to me. I am loving to want you to know me much. Email me at marrymetogettoamerica at foreignbrides.com. Please hurry my heart is paining for you presently"

I don't get this much at ALL on the FREE sites! But I'm PAYING to be spammed? (and the search engine STINKS BTW) - So, I decide to complain....

Get this response: "Kindly let us know their screen names & we will do the needful. "

"Do the Needful!" ROFLMFAO! well, not really... I mean, if it weren't a a MAJOR national site, I'd wonder if these foreign bride services aren't actually RUNNING the place, and getting suckers (like me) to PAY for it! OMG!

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Fri 01/04/08 09:56 AM

When women say, "I want a nice guy" what they MEAN in most cases is, "I want a confident, together guy that will treat me nicely."

Guys hear "nice" and do "Wussy" which is a turn-off for most women. we try to impress them and get them to like us... that's not what they mean...

They want to be treated nicely, with respect, and feel like you're somebody that they can respect.

What happens often, I think, is a jerk comes off as confident, which is attractive... but really they're just a jerk, and end up hurting the woman. So we here, "I want a nice guy."

Man, I should charge for this stuff! LOL...

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Fri 01/04/08 09:48 AM

SO YOU GUYS ARE SAYING IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING YOU WOULD BE TOGETHER.


yea, Debbie is MADLY in love with me! (hehe I wish)

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Fri 01/04/08 09:40 AM

that is heehawlaugh


You win the Prize!

My dad used to make me watch it when I was a kid - but, in a wierd way, I kinda liked it...

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Fri 01/04/08 09:35 AM


to be less SEXY! I'm just too sexy for many things... my shirt, my car, Milan, my cat.... and plethora of things...

no dont change that...me likes :tongue: flowerforyou


yea, I know... hehe... Don't get too comfy over there! I'm looking up airfares now! hehe...

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Fri 01/04/08 09:34 AM
Why did you leave me here all alone?

I searched the world over

and thought I found true LOVE!

You met another....


and PPBBTTHTHTH you were GONE!


Now THAT is poetry my friends!

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Fri 01/04/08 09:32 AM
yup, know Geektothetenth - brilliant boy...

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Fri 01/04/08 09:32 AM
yup, know Geektothetenth - brilliant boy...

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Fri 01/04/08 09:30 AM
to be less SEXY! I'm just too sexy for many things... my shirt, my car, Milan, my cat.... and plethora of things...

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Thu 01/03/08 08:38 PM
Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should - r u going to college?

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Thu 01/03/08 05:00 PM

I wonder how many people have caught the double meaning of JoeKur's name....

gotta say I admire that...

and the fact that he's being attacked by hordes of wild women ain't bad either huh


Amazingly few, dude...

It's good to have someone to comiserate with...

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Thu 01/03/08 04:27 PM

Thank yuh, thank yuh very much...

Should I post a request for help with my profile?

Maybe find some of those sex-starved women fer myself? love


It's a masterpiece! Don't touch a thing!

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Thu 01/03/08 04:27 PM

I want sex now! My place, your place, and every place in between!

oh... OK! But just this once! LOL (KIDDING everyone... kidding....)

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Thu 01/03/08 04:26 PM

nonono..i didn't say that you were gay ..i agree with the lovely miss debbie jt..i neber thort so either.
but it works.or just keep on being some woman's play toy.what other choice you got?


Oh I know! I was repsonding to myself... I posted somthing that sounded gay...

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Thu 01/03/08 04:20 PM




I find this thread to be in INCREDIBLY poor taste.

Anyone not taking their social life seriously has NO PLACE on a dating site.

Take the time to put some thought and consideration into your profile. Make an effort to actually express yourself with both your pictures and your words. Then take the time to read other profiles in order to reach a finer understanding of the deeper meaning of the lives around you.

You are all truly a disgrace to your IP addresses.


Oh... My.... God! PUHLEZE tell me this ain't serious? Disgrace to my IP Address! Now THAT's Comedy!



Pay attention here people...

huh

OK, another hint....

CONSIDER THE SOURCE...
you for real lol


Hat's off to him! He's GOOD!

A snippet from his profile: "I’m huntin’ fer a fine woman who looks good in bib overalls." laugh laugh laugh laugh

ROFLMFAO! I bow to you, Sir! You are a MASTER!

(Anyone not gettin' this, too bad, THIS is funny! - if anyone thinks this is bad, like he said, consider the source!)



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