Topic: THIS is Comedy!
JoeKur's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:00 AM
(I hope the mods don't take this down - I don't name the other company)

I'm on this "Other" dating site, just for fun... I even shelled out some bucks, you know, just for fun...

ANYWAY, at LEAST 5 times a day I get a spam-flirt or an email, "You are man of interesting to me. I am loving to want you to know me much. Email me at marrymetogettoamerica at foreignbrides.com. Please hurry my heart is paining for you presently"

I don't get this much at ALL on the FREE sites! But I'm PAYING to be spammed? (and the search engine STINKS BTW) - So, I decide to complain....

Get this response: "Kindly let us know their screen names & we will do the needful. "

"Do the Needful!" ROFLMFAO! well, not really... I mean, if it weren't a a MAJOR national site, I'd wonder if these foreign bride services aren't actually RUNNING the place, and getting suckers (like me) to PAY for it! OMG!

StatGirl's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:02 AM
"Do the needful"....is that anything like doing the dirty?

DebbieJT's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:05 AM
you are interesting to me. I am loving to want you to know me much. Email me at marrymetogettoamerica at foreignbrides.com. Please hurry my heart is paining for you presently.........what im foreign lollaugh laugh laugh sorry couldnt resist lol:tongue:

JoeKur's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:08 AM

you are interesting to me. I am loving to want you to know me much. Email me at marrymetogettoamerica at foreignbrides.com. Please hurry my heart is paining for you presently.........what im foreign lollaugh laugh laugh sorry couldnt resist lol:tongue:


yea, but your English is Impeccable! THAT is a Turn-On! LOL!

I changed my profile there, btw, maybe THIS will work (No offense here Debbie - hehe) and YES, I already know it has errors, it's gonna get blocked anyway...

FIRST of All! ALL your FOREIGN BRIDE, WEBCAM, and HOOKER spammers and con-artists, STAY AWAY from me and my profile! I know [name of site redacted] is a HAVEN for you, but that doesn't give you the right to do what you're doing. You are Hereby put on notice, per governing U.S. Laws and regulations that you are not to contact me. Your scam attempts are being comiled, and your IP addresses will be subpoenad [ACK Spelling! LOL!] from this site if necessary to prosecute you under international law.

That being said, to you AMERICAN Ladies in Alabama, I'm actually quite a nice guy. Buzz (or flirt) if I otherwise appeal to you.

P.S. I can NOT Belive I shelled out actuall MONEY to be SCAMMED and SPAMMED here!

P.S.S. REALLY, I'm usually a nice, sweet, charming guy!



(Watcha think? hehe)

DebbieJT's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:12 AM
laugh laugh laugh i think that should work quite well hun...if they can actually read english lol...it mite just be a pre typed message they use....

i get lots of foreign guys on a english dating site im on ...have learnt to ignore hun...drives me mental

JoeKur's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:19 AM

laugh laugh laugh i think that should work quite well hun...if they can actually read english lol...it mite just be a pre typed message they use....

i get lots of foreign guys on a english dating site im on ...have learnt to ignore hun...drives me mental


That makes sense, except I would hope that they could spend a few bucks to hire someone who knows English (or American.. haha) to write the cut-paste stuff -

But, I am loving the charmingness and loving they are feeling much kindly. Their warmness and lonely are making for me feelings inside of myselves which are good and great.

DebbieJT's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:22 AM
laugh laugh laugh yeh dont it just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside lol...when you think of the other thousand men they send the same thing too lol

TheCaptain's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:24 AM
Just a stupid side note for the sake of grammer.......
Its P.S. ......the P.P.S.
Post script then post post script.:wink:

JoeKur's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:26 AM

Just a stupid side note for the sake of grammer.......
Its P.S. ......the P.P.S.
Post script then post post script.:wink:

Thanks! I fixed the other stuff already... missed that one...

no photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:29 AM
You got it, Joe. It is all about the money. EN if you looked into the mail bride thing, as was discussed on another thread at one time...young girls are dying or in desperate situations because of the people that are running these foreign bride agencies. Drugs, money, en so on. They send the girls over here en drop them on the street in the city en leave them. How sick is that?

TheCaptain's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:53 AM
I've been spammed here a couple of times on this site too.

JoeKur's photo
Sun 01/06/08 08:49 AM

I've been spammed here a couple of times on this site too.


Me too - a COUPLE of times - this other site, 5 times a day - easy...


JoeKur's photo
Sun 01/06/08 08:49 AM

You got it, Joe. It is all about the money. EN if you looked into the mail bride thing, as was discussed on another thread at one time...young girls are dying or in desperate situations because of the people that are running these foreign bride agencies. Drugs, money, en so on. They send the girls over here en drop them on the street in the city en leave them. How sick is that?


I know, and I feel for these girls... I wish their lot in life were different... I wish I could help them, but I can only marry one at a time! (LOL!)