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Sun 01/06/08 10:26 AM



Sounds like a big tease to be honest...imo explode

who sounds like a tease


The website...not the accent. flowerforyou


YES, I'm not ACTUALLY making a new website... LOL!

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Sun 01/06/08 10:20 AM


eh, i know a lot of british girls, (to be honest, they're all fecking obnoxious) the accent gets less endearing when you can't understand a word they say.
urm you shouldnt put us all in the same box....i for one know im not abnoxious:tongue:

Don't worry 'bout him, Debbie... ya got me! LOL! and you have our new site - KewlBritishChicks.com!

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Sun 01/06/08 10:02 AM

well i can talk nicely for you if you like....:tongue:


ANYTIME Debbie - you're going to be a charter member!

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Sun 01/06/08 09:45 AM
I'm gonna make a fortune... here's how...

See, here on JSH, very cool, pretty, and charming British chicks type on the forums and are generally very cool...

but one of the COOLEST things about them is the Accent! (and most American guys would agree with me), but we miss out on That!

So what I'm gonna do is set up a dating system where British chicks can Record a greeting, or TALK, just talk into the system... THEY would get on for free.

I would charge American guys whatever I want, 'cuz we'll Pay for it - to hear British chicks just talk...

whatcha all think?

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Sun 01/06/08 09:17 AM




Sorry, Mari - but Kaylas beat you too it! LOL! (Scardy Cat!)

Kaylas, here's your Prize - a BIG Kiss on the cheek - MMWAA!! laugh

Congratulations! (and sorry, Squiz, but don't take it bad, you're not the first one to get the right answer and not get the prize)

Anyway, all hail Kaylas, the winner of our contest!drinker


im not afraid of much...haha...but i cheated....


I was callin Mari a scardy cat, sweetie...

I know you were...and i was just simply stating that i am not...


Kewl... anyway, don't let me interrupt you and Squiz...

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Sun 01/06/08 09:13 AM


Sorry, Mari - but Kaylas beat you too it! LOL! (Scardy Cat!)

Kaylas, here's your Prize - a BIG Kiss on the cheek - MMWAA!! laugh

Congratulations! (and sorry, Squiz, but don't take it bad, you're not the first one to get the right answer and not get the prize)

Anyway, all hail Kaylas, the winner of our contest!drinker


im not afraid of much...haha...but i cheated....


I was callin Mari a scardy cat, sweetie...

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Sun 01/06/08 09:10 AM
MAN! What is it with the hot British chicks commin on the site! Your so cool, ya got the accent, but you're TOO FAR AWAY!

Teasin - welcome from accross the pond!

The time is going off of the time-zone where the server is (or where the admin of the server set the time-set (they COULD change the programming to account for your timezone... but they didn't - I wouldn't...)


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Sun 01/06/08 09:07 AM
Sorry, Mari - but Kaylas beat you too it! LOL! (Scardy Cat!)

Kaylas, here's your Prize - a BIG Kiss on the cheek - MMWAA!! laugh

Congratulations! (and sorry, Squiz, but don't take it bad, you're not the first one to get the right answer and not get the prize)

Anyway, all hail Kaylas, the winner of our contest!drinker

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Sun 01/06/08 09:02 AM
Jsut SAY it, Mari! you'll get the PRIZE! A GREAT BIG PRIZE!

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Sun 01/06/08 09:01 AM
but ur in Stockton! (haha)

Birmingham close enough? happy

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Sun 01/06/08 08:58 AM
A Cow--------------> COW <---a cow in front
A Cow Behind ------> COW <---a 2nd cow in front
A 2nd Cow Behind --> COW <---a cow

for those that may need a diagram...

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Sun 01/06/08 08:55 AM


5

Care to try again, MariJane63?

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Sun 01/06/08 08:54 AM

Right Answer! But YOU do NOT get the prize...

I mean, you're cute and all... hehe...

Ladies, Who will be first with the right answer!?!?


I MEAN SquizTheClown had the right Answer... But he ain't gettin' the prize!

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Sun 01/06/08 08:53 AM
Right Answer! But YOU do NOT get the prize...

I mean, you're cute and all... hehe...

Ladies, Who will be first with the right answer!?!?

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Sun 01/06/08 08:51 AM
Two cows in front a cow
Two cows Behind a cow
How many cows am I speaking of?

First one to get the right answer wins a BIG Prize!

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Sun 01/06/08 08:49 AM

You got it, Joe. It is all about the money. EN if you looked into the mail bride thing, as was discussed on another thread at one time...young girls are dying or in desperate situations because of the people that are running these foreign bride agencies. Drugs, money, en so on. They send the girls over here en drop them on the street in the city en leave them. How sick is that?


I know, and I feel for these girls... I wish their lot in life were different... I wish I could help them, but I can only marry one at a time! (LOL!)

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Sun 01/06/08 08:49 AM

I've been spammed here a couple of times on this site too.


Me too - a COUPLE of times - this other site, 5 times a day - easy...


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Sun 01/06/08 08:10 AM

didn't grow any balls until I was almost thirty.



Sweetie, (kaylas1515), if you were a guy, or my son, I'd put it this way: "Strap on a Pair, Boy!"

But you're not...

PLEASE don't take what we're all sayin' wrong - we're saying this becasue we care (well, MOST of us HAHA) - sometimes a good kick in the pants is what you need...

You'll thank us later - but by the time you do, must of us will be dead or in nursing homes - so erect a memorial to us or sumthin...

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Sun 01/06/08 07:48 AM
Agree with other posters - the change you need to make is inside...

Stop looking for reasons NOT to do stuff - As the Wise Yoda said, “Do or do not... there is no try.”

Or Sean Connery - "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen! "

Movie Quotes aside - this is your life. You have the golden gift of a young age to make the right decisions right now. You have an opportunity to start the rest of your life moving forward.

Don't look for the answers Outside (in a degree, or in a job), look on the inside. untill you decide to change what's inside, the outside is going to be a mess.

I tried to email you too - but you've got the age block thing up...

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Sun 01/06/08 07:27 AM


Not a problem, Kayla. We are here for you. I understand. It will work out. Time flies in life. Really fast! This too shall pass. Just saying it is a little overwhelming is half the battle. En for all the people who tell you can't do something...
PUH! You CAN!


My biggest issue is im only 18.... my parents didnt prepare me for anything....they wernt really there for me when i was a kid....and now that ive graduated high school....i just dont know where im going...i hate this feeling....when i was in high school everything was decided for me...it was so easy...and i just took everything for granted....There are certain schools i want to go to ...but have no idea on how to even begin to even make it possible...and no one to help me make it possible....i just feel so lost right now


You took a chance and it didn't work, and that's ok...

There are lots of aid,scholarship, and loan options out there... working for a few years, paying your folks back, and establishing yourself first, then going to college is an option also. it's not the end of the world. I'm not saying that's what you should do, but if you can accept that might happen, your eyes may open to other possibilities.

Think in the long-term, not the immediate problem if you can.

without knowing you, it's hard to give advice that's TOO specific... but those are good general guidlines I think...

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