How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?

Nothing's missing, your math homework is done, and they are still trying to get the car outta the driveway.

How do you seat 4 gay guys at a bar with one stool?

Flip it over...

A Priest a Rabbi and a Duck walk into a bar, bartender asks, "What's this, a joke?"

girls that won't put out on the first date...

how else am I supposed to know if we are sexually compatible?

Oh, she can't have 6 toes on her left foot.

Hmm... Won't date a girl that:
1. Thinks grinding with other guys is okay
2. Can't clean up after themselves
3. Blames me for cheating
4. Doesn't respect and honor the military
5. Doesn't have a job
6. Doesn't have a car
7. Doesn't take care of themselves (fitness/health)
8. Has an IQ less than 130
9. Lives more than 75 miles from me
10. Thinks she is better than anybody

There's more, but those are at the top of my list...

YES, I'M F'IN PICKY

I don't run outside of my PT test because my Mustang is faster...

Mind you, I am 5'8 and about 180lbs. I got a lot of weight to get around a track 6 times... lol

Stamina training. I use P90X. I actually had to take my test twice this year because I missed it by one pushup in January. Got 12:27 on my mile and a half in January, 32 pushups in a minute, 54 crunches in a minute and a 33.5 inch waist.

February I got 11:28, 47 pushups, 57 crunches(maxed out for my age-group), and 33 inch waist.

Most people have trouble with the run because they don't know how to pace themselves and lack the stamina to keep their heartrate up for more than a few minutes.

Haven't actively ran since December 2009, and I got a 13:16 then.

Ego, yup I have one. But that is because I'm confident in my abilities, all of them...

Hitting 30 in May, funny thing is, I still don't feel older than my mid 20's.

Eh, I miss the age of 21. I'm hitting the big 3 0 in May...

1.5 miles, because I run once a year, for my AF PT test... I have proven the idea that you don't have to run, to train to run...

11:28, 1.5 mile in February. Going for 10:29 next February...

Is it too much to ask for people to love the ones they "love" for the person they fell in "love" with...

Oh well, the search will continue and hopefully one day the one that won't try to change the things that make me, me will come along...

The drinking thing was reversed in one of my past relationships. She was a mother of two and wanted to get plastered every weekend she didn't have the rugrats. Of course, I spent my college years in a fraternity, and outgrew that. Sucked...

Reminds me of my dad's favorite idea now. My mother would never turn off the water heater after she didn't need hot water. After years of fighting with her to turn it off he finally went out and got a timer for the switch and set it to turn off automatically around 10AM, after showers, laundry and such were done. Says to this day he wishes he just thought of a better solution or just took his *** out to the shop and made more money...

Trust me, I agree with you. Certain things bug the **** outta me. But I'm also the type of guy that gets the big stuff outta the way before I even start dating a woman. Figure out if she is neat and orderly, has goals, is pro-military(didn't catch my last ex's dislike of the Air Force early on, big mistake), and now the big one is a not having trust issues. I can only get blamed for cheating so many times before I wonder if she is trying to cover her own *un*faithfulness... For the record, I don't cheat. Was cheated on by my first fiancee, and refuse to put anybody through that kind of pain.

I understand that we change overtime. I'm more talking about when they try to change specific ways I do things, or think or act. Things that basically make me... me. Little things, no big deal.

I'm pretty upfront and honest about my likes and dislikes from the start, figure it is pointless to lead a woman astray.

I'm starting to think that most women (sorry for generalizations) forget what it is like for a guy to be themself. My main question would be, if you were attracted to me from the get go, why is it that you want me to change down the road? Why don't you just go out and find the guy that's got those qualities you're looking for in the first place?

BTW, I'm actually looking for honest answers, of course I'm sure the forum will go south eventually...

When the Bible thumping quibs start flowing, I judge that it is time to leave a topic and find something more interesting...