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Sun 08/03/08 04:18 AM

All that Can be Avoided with Masturbation and Prostitutiondrinker


Masturbation is boring and prostitution is illegal, therefore people search out for creatures known as "mates." A rare species I'll have you know.

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Sun 08/03/08 04:12 AM
Still learning though...

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Sun 08/03/08 04:11 AM

Yup your young but, smart! That's a good thing!


Travel around the world...
Meet some people...
Do some things...
And one will learn a lot fast.


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Sun 08/03/08 04:08 AM
I think some people just feel they NEED to have that special someone in their life as of yesterday and then feel the need to throw themselves out there.

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Sun 08/03/08 03:44 AM
To quote Gene Simmons - marriage is the worst business decision any man can make.

While that's not my personal belief (at least maybe not now) I have been told by many other fellow guys not to ever marry. I know why many people are against it nowadays, I'm just curious as to how many other people out there aren't looking to stand in front of the altar as supposedly the number of couples living together and not married has been increasing over the years. And even upon having children they all live under one roof as a happy family just without wedding rings or photos.

¿So anyone else looking for that special someone to spend their life with just not in holy matrimony?

spock

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Sat 08/02/08 07:35 PM

hire a hitman to take care of a few problems...then fly away to some tropical island and have a few drinker


I start at $10,000 a hit.

pitchfork rofl

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Sat 08/02/08 07:32 PM

I would keep it a secret.


o0o0o0o0

Most defintely! Except I would tell my dad.

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Sat 08/02/08 07:29 PM
I would give my parents some money, they deserve it.


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Sat 08/02/08 07:25 PM
Consult with a tax lawyer.


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Sat 08/02/08 07:14 PM
All of the above.

I'm a freak of nature.

pitchfork rofl pitchfork

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Sat 08/02/08 10:08 AM
I always forget this thread is here.

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Wed 07/30/08 07:21 PM

Gay


You caught me!
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

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Wed 07/30/08 07:19 PM
You can't see me.
(I'm ninja)

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Tue 07/22/08 10:09 AM

how is everyone this afternoon


Allright I suppose, could always be better.

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Thu 07/03/08 11:53 PM
¿Love?

¿What is this "love" you all speak of?

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Tue 07/01/08 04:22 PM

deleted it when I got it:laughing:


¿You weren't the least bit curious?

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Tue 07/01/08 04:21 PM
There's no way everyone taking that thing is being honest.

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Tue 05/13/08 05:44 AM
I'm looking at taking a vacation and I'm thinking of going rafting, can anyone recommend which of all of these dozens of rivers would be the best?

Better yet - might anyone be willing to come together for the trip? If there's fifteen of us we can raft for free!

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Sat 04/05/08 07:50 AM


Hello everyone

I haven't been around in a while...¿Have I missed anything?


hey spaz not many are here yet an deb won't be around till later this afternoon. flowerforyou


Thank you

I don't think I'll be around that long, there's too much I have to do today.

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Sat 04/05/08 07:46 AM
Hello everyone

I haven't been around in a while...¿Have I missed anything?

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