Mosquitoes
Official types
Ridiculous rules
And the fact I can't ask Helena from the pub out on a date

Thanks
There are bars around, big ones too
I'm in India
I have no ac
I generally keep the door shut at there savage phase
But the windows have to remain open with the fan on, and only 1 window has a curtain
There's not much standing water around, and there is, tbh, I'm not sure I could do much about it
Eucalyptus, hmm, I'm not sure where to get it from. A guy I know outs on some home made stuff his girlfriend makes, it's not bad apparently, but while I hate chemicals in general, deet is a godsend
As for the blood I would do, but I suspect the buggers would still bite me, or/ and invite their friends, yes, apparently they're attracted to carbon dioxide we breathe out.
But, thanks

I've never heard of this ' I, ' smile thing
But I've heard of macro expressions, and I assume ( probably wrongly ) that it's the same or similar

Weird thing is ( or maybe not so weird, I don't know ), they can be seized somehow

For instance ( this used to happen to me awhile ago, thankfully not anymore ), somebody might tell you, that their parent just died ( but your mind wanders to something amusing or pleasing ), and you smile. Obviously as soon as your conscious of it, you feel terrible about it, and rearrange your face. Works the other way too. We're going to get married ( cue visions of, I don't know, when your cat died ) . aaarrrggghhh wtf is wrong with me. That's great news I hope your both really, etc, etc

Anyway, she's definitely thinking of getting into your pants. Doesn't mean she wants to cheat on her husband or anything, but mine wanders... I wouldn't mind a bit of that , oops I've been caught

Or maybe she wants you to join in some devilish menage a trois that ends with you buried under the porch. Or she though of shoes

Honestly, who knows how their mind works ( one would have popped up here and berated me for being terrible for saying what I've said, regarding, smile, woman, pants. But now she won't , weird, huh )

I see said the blind man, to his deaf and dumb daughter, who picked up a wheel and spoke

It means she's thinking of getting into your trousers

Got some feet
Well that is true
But I meant deet

Self explanatory
I love animals, I don't like killing things
But if your going to hide under my bed, wait until I'm nearly asleep, and then attempt to suck my blood ( yes, I've had at least 1 ex like that I think ) , then, you have to go
I would be grateful for any and all advice

I have found clearing anything out from under the bed, and lighting and putting 2 insence sticks under there, drives the buggers. out, in 5 minutes maximum

Yes, I've heard of these electronic bats, but in my experience they only work for about 2 weeks
And yes, I've googled these home made traps, and got some feet

But come on mingle2, we can crack this issue
For the good of us all , and ( please forgive my selfishness ) my bloody itchy bastarπ bites

Shaving your legs ( and Lord knows what else) in the bath, with my razor, and cleaning neither

Interrupting my bath, by you storming in and....omg she didn't

I can't stand the endless box quoting on here
Once or twice, okay, maybe
But sometimes you have to endlessly scroll down, reams and reams of the same bloody quotes, and even then, maybe just for a simple reply like.... ' I think not '

Would you do that on paper? Would you? Would you? Think of the internet trees damn it

On a brighter note Shivarati has begun
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I'm in India at the moment
What's the word humming bird...

Earlier this evening....I went to a place that had, grub and grog on the sign, and was served by a 'student' type who tossed his hair and poncho as he asked me what I'd like. later a bloke with a manbag came in, and used words like awesome, and chill out, along with the word 'hashish', I'm not sure what it was all about. but there were no pies, of that much, I'm sure

Shiva festival shortly⚡

I went to a place that had, grub and grog on the sign, and was served by a 'student' type who tossed his hair and poncho as he asked me what I'd like. later a bloke with a manbag came in, and used words like awesome, and chill out, along with the word 'hashish', I'm not sure what it was all about. but there were no pies, of that much, I'm sure

I hope you won't think badly of me when I reply with just this.....

Exactly

Apparently I have to fit through the eye of a needle, with 1 trouser leg rolled up, while blindfolded and not snoring when I sleep, to be able to be recognized as a human being, and have the chance of a conversation, let alone a relationship

Parvati om

Why do 'they' always bandy about words like
Freedom
And
Democracy??

Oil
And Rothschild owned banks

Won't pay our bakeesh

BOOM

Take that you terrorist.. Freedom

Oh no, not another communist liberal

Battle for hearts and minds they say
Properganda others say
Bo11ocks others say

Use the petro dollar it is our gift to you

Cough
Bo11ocks

Willy warmers
With lights, that play a tune
Available in Elvis and Godzilla versions
Gonna be huge
Total game changer

Lol, please excuse me for laughing
It's not funny really
But you know those people that just want to blame Pakistanis / Muslims for everything,,!?
I mean wtf, has that dude, hit his head,!?
I mean most of them say things, like what he just said, and then claim that they're not prejudice, I mean, they wouldn't want to fall foul of any rules
Dropped your sandwich, Pakistanis fault
Football team lost, Pakistanis fault
Got a flat tyre, Pakistanis fault
Trump get impeached.. Yes, you guessed it

No, not really
I do miss the hymns though
Not really because I'm into hymns or religion
I just like music, and singing
I thought it was a nice way to start the day, sort of wake you up. But most people didn't like it, and just mumbled along

Nice point
But others can lock you in the past
The act of abuse is often a spell to do that and more
How to break the spell
I actually think things like mushrooms can be good for that
Those skeletons that were in the cupboards, under the floorboards, come flooding out, say hello, say, remember me
You have to make a peace with them.
Not turn your back on them, and just attempt to shove them back under the floor boards
I've also heard, and can easily believe, ecstasy is good for this
The now is now, your correct, and now is beautiful
But the very act of aiming for the now, and being obsessed with it, can be tied in a knot, and prevent what it is you seek
Sometimes, it's better, when now, just creeps up on you, you weren't seeking it, you were, thinking, reading the paper, something disturbs you, its annoying, but then you realise, its the sweet sound of a beautiful bird song, and you stop, pause, drink it in, take a deep breath, everything stills, and you feel at peace, the horns, the engines, they fade away, the bird looks at you, you thank it, without moving your lips

And just so you know
I've hidden a bear trap in the pie
And nipple clamps in the jello
This kind of behavior will not be tolerated
You've been warned

So perhaps put another way
If I'm tripping balls
And I see rainbows and dancing skeletons ( I might even be with somebody who sees them too ) , am I in the now
Am I present, if I miss what's right in front of my eyes, but in my mind , I've wandered, to things, that my 2 eyes cannot see, but which perhaps a different kind of eye can
Would that make me by definition, insane?
Or is it insane not to see these things
Is sanity inexplicably linked to now? Perhaps