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Sun 12/15/19 08:06 PM
On the Ning Bang Nong

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

A poem, for children, by, Spike Milligan

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Thu 12/12/19 01:52 PM
I do hear you, and think your opinions have merit
But, like I say, there's just none of them, or their policies, that I believe in
For me to vote for somebody I think is a liar, is an insult to democracy and those that fought for it

Anyway, the following was written on a postcard you could buy, and it always made me chuckle, and I thought it was true

'Don't vote.....it only encourages them'

Lol

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Wed 12/11/19 09:46 PM
Edited by The Wrong Alice on Wed 12/11/19 09:48 PM
Yes, I know that saying
I'm from Leeds
I told the police about Jimmy Saville
And that I could take them to where he lived
They did nothing
As far as I know, there is no, I think your all rubbish box
So how does voting for somebody, I don't believe in, help anything
If you want to vote, that's your business
I choose not to, for reasons I've explained
I don't care to be pariahed for that

The truth of the matter for me is
If the majority, don't vote
Then, they have spoken
What then
That's 1 of the reasons I don't think democracy works a lot of the time
In essence, just 1 single vote, could get somebody in
And then I could turn your logic on you.
But I won't
Who you voting for anyway, and why?

Brexit now always seems linked to tax evasion by the top 5% , and the better the devil you know attitude
As somebody said to me, ' I don't like conservatives or what goes on, but labour don't seem to have anything to replace it with'

People seem to think Corbyn is such a hardcore socialist, that he's basically a communist, and that scares people

So it's either him, or another of the Eton, let's all masturbate together club
Only this one, pretends to be a buffoon

And who else is there?
People tell you, if you vote for anybody else, it's a wasted vote

The lib dems seem to have reappeared out of nowhere, with a new female leader, who spouts the same old rhetoric

As a child I loved the greens, and swore I'd vote for them. But they got infiltrated long ago, and just pay lip service to things, while going on jaunts

I don't think the monster raving loony party exist anymore

And that Farage fella is just way too pally with 'The Donald' for my liking

Boris wants out, for devious reasons
Jezza wants in, but doesn't have the balls to say it

Have I missed anything out?

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Wed 12/11/19 11:25 AM
I've never voted
Unfortunately I've never thought any of them, are worth voting for
They promise the same things, every time, and never deliver
If they did deliver, it stands to reason, that they wouldn't be promising the same things, again.
Plus then, they'll just put me on the electoral role, and sell my information to companies, even if I tick the, ' don't sell my information to companies' box

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Sun 12/08/19 09:27 PM
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/ournhs/the-president-the-us-private-health-giant-and-top-nhs-officials-special-relationships/?fbclid=IwAR1JgPlFmHz6TwS6-hmxcNWzMh3-tRolZhuVmOHlZ6682JmRbOIMnQU-vec

Here's a money making idea Donald
Put glucose in all our food
Mess with our blood sugar levels
Give us Diabetes
Then charge a fortune, for medicine
I mean, you'd have us over a barrel
We may have resisted the temptations of heroin, but we can't resist ketchup, and other assorted foods
You've already successfully done it to Mexico
And you clearly need the money

I wonder what odds you can get in the bookies, that 'the Donald' is canonized

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Sun 12/08/19 05:42 PM
Cat:fearful:
You never hear of a full English breakfast?
My mum calls it ' a heart attack on a plate '
And for good reason
But once in awhile, it is rather delicious
Don't mention the black pudding to Cat, though I often swap that bit for something else myself
To answer the question
I'm not keen on crackling, though cats love it
So option 1, but with all the over stuff it comes with too please, and brown sauce, of course
And yeah, totally agree with the eggs
First thing you do, is dip the toast in the egg
Anything else is sacrilegious

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Sun 12/08/19 02:40 PM
Not really
I mean it helps
Books can have many levels, and interpretations
Unless the author tells you what it's about
How could you know?
And they might have been deliberately abstract
Plus, maybe, they weren't even conscious of some of the meanings
Maybe, they weren't even conscious when they wrote it
Do you have to know, why a bird sings, to be able to listen to, and enjoy it's song?!

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Wed 12/04/19 07:18 PM
Edited by The Wrong Alice on Wed 12/04/19 07:21 PM
We single handedly enable more tax evasion than any other country in the world
So, we do a great deal to help corrupt nations
Actually Venezuela was doing rather well, before U.S. policy bunged a load of economic sanctions on them
Disarmed, you lot love your guns
And what do we do to help impoverished nations? I ain't got a Scooby Doo
We probably put a puppet in place to screw them over, like in Rhodesia

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Wed 12/04/19 07:15 PM
Well, I'm open to alternative theories as to what causes these phenomena
Also, while I'm at it, what about chakras, or, are they considered to be baloney too

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Wed 12/04/19 05:58 PM
Personally I think it often boils down to
I've got more money, I couldn't give 2 shi£s how or why
So, its great
Fuc% Venezuela

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Wed 12/04/19 05:54 PM
Memory is stored within every cell in the body, not just the brain
That's why, sometimes when people have a transplant, say, a heart transplant, they might suddenly start speaking French and playing the piano. Previously they could no neither. Only afterwards do they find out, that the heart previously belonged,to a French Pianist

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Tue 12/03/19 04:48 AM
Edited by The Wrong Alice on Tue 12/03/19 04:50 AM
I don't really care for any ism
If I had to pick 1, I'd pick Dadaism
And more relative, to your question, if I could, I'd probably pick capitalist socialism, as I like how Denmark is run

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Mon 12/02/19 03:33 PM
Edited by The Wrong Alice on Mon 12/02/19 03:34 PM
Interesting, how, this 'acting ' or, ' expected behaviour ' , takes us away, from who we are, and to some degree, destroys any unity.
I feel, we are more controlled by fear, than unity
I would not agree, that Savage, is the opposite of unity
Take a jail for example, it can be a savage place, yet, it can still have unity, or solidarity
If we are not who we are, because we fear the consequences, of what will happen, should we fail to display the expected behavior, then, who are we?
Fear, can produce, a vicious cycle
People, fear, admitting, they are, in fear
Things happen, in life
Banks for example
Most people, don't like them, see them, as crooked. Yet, they use then. The, you'll never change it attitude. Go with the flow, all of that jazz
It's weird, how a relatively small group of people, destroy unity, and keep us in fear, so they can rule us
Is that moral? Is that unity? Or is that savage? So, in 1 respect, I would agree, with your assessment of them being opposites
It reminds me of the 'American Dream' in fear and loathing in las Vegas
And to some extent, how I think, some native americans may have viewed dreams
It seems, our dreams have been, hijacked, stolen
Replaced, with, a Cadillac , with, the jackpot, with, winning the lottery
Our dreams are a window
But, our window, can be fogged

Food for thought me thinks

I myself, am a dadaist

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Sun 12/01/19 05:23 PM
Lol, I don't watch CNN, that's a Yankee news channel isn't it
I don't get that channel
I don't need it, to know he's a complete bellend
And that anybody who doesn't love him, is clearly a closet communist

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Sun 12/01/19 02:01 PM
Ed4u
To answer your question
Bolivia, until, somebody interfered, can't think who
Also, does capitalist socialism count,?
If so, Denmark

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Sun 12/01/19 01:58 PM
I'm not American.
But here's my understanding
The majority of the population, that is locked away, is made up of ethnic minorities
They 'slave' away, working for a pittance
There are extremely high rates of suicide, amongst Inuits ( and Aborigines )
I believe this to be social engineering

Oh, and Saint Patrick
Was English
And taken, as a slave
By the Irish

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Sun 12/01/19 01:42 PM
I will take you to see Jabba now
This is not the droid your looking for:smile:

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Thu 11/28/19 08:09 AM
Here's perhaps another angle
And something I know nothing about, but would like to learn more of, even if it's all baloney, which, I don't think it is
Although, it's likely another of those :see_no_evil::hear_no_evil::speak_no_evil: , subjects, that the ministry of magik, would set you adrift on a raft made of rats tails, should you utter a word about
The Egyptian, and Tibetan, book of the Dead
Used by, Egyptian Priests, and Tibetan Monks, I believe.
So, they're religious people
And have you seen those Tibetan sand Mandalas?
Oh, they're really quite beautiful
Honestly if you've never seen 1, check them out.
There are some time lapse videos of their creation
Why would somebody make them?
I'm fascinated , and while I know, nothing of magik, or symbolism, it seems inherently clear, that this, is what they are
Anyway, truly, check them out
Any thoughts?

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Tue 11/26/19 08:04 AM
That it's bigoted

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Tue 11/26/19 07:54 AM
I read this Taiwanese / Chinese proverb, and liked it
It reminded me, of this thread

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

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