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On the Ning Bang Nong
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO! There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots jibber jabber joo. On the Nong Ning Nang All the mice go Clang And you just can't catch 'em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning Trees go ping Nong Ning Nang The mice go Clang What a noisy place to belong is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!! A poem, for children, by, Spike Milligan |
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Topic:
UK General Election
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I do hear you, and think your opinions have merit
But, like I say, there's just none of them, or their policies, that I believe in For me to vote for somebody I think is a liar, is an insult to democracy and those that fought for it Anyway, the following was written on a postcard you could buy, and it always made me chuckle, and I thought it was true 'Don't vote.....it only encourages them' Lol |
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Topic:
UK General Election
Edited by
The Wrong Alice
on
Wed 12/11/19 09:48 PM
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Yes, I know that saying
I'm from Leeds I told the police about Jimmy Saville And that I could take them to where he lived They did nothing As far as I know, there is no, I think your all rubbish box So how does voting for somebody, I don't believe in, help anything If you want to vote, that's your business I choose not to, for reasons I've explained I don't care to be pariahed for that The truth of the matter for me is If the majority, don't vote Then, they have spoken What then That's 1 of the reasons I don't think democracy works a lot of the time In essence, just 1 single vote, could get somebody in And then I could turn your logic on you. But I won't Who you voting for anyway, and why? Brexit now always seems linked to tax evasion by the top 5% , and the better the devil you know attitude As somebody said to me, ' I don't like conservatives or what goes on, but labour don't seem to have anything to replace it with' People seem to think Corbyn is such a hardcore socialist, that he's basically a communist, and that scares people So it's either him, or another of the Eton, let's all masturbate together club Only this one, pretends to be a buffoon And who else is there? People tell you, if you vote for anybody else, it's a wasted vote The lib dems seem to have reappeared out of nowhere, with a new female leader, who spouts the same old rhetoric As a child I loved the greens, and swore I'd vote for them. But they got infiltrated long ago, and just pay lip service to things, while going on jaunts I don't think the monster raving loony party exist anymore And that Farage fella is just way too pally with 'The Donald' for my liking Boris wants out, for devious reasons Jezza wants in, but doesn't have the balls to say it Have I missed anything out? |
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Topic:
UK General Election
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I've never voted
Unfortunately I've never thought any of them, are worth voting for They promise the same things, every time, and never deliver If they did deliver, it stands to reason, that they wouldn't be promising the same things, again. Plus then, they'll just put me on the electoral role, and sell my information to companies, even if I tick the, ' don't sell my information to companies' box |
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Topic:
Trump
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https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/ournhs/the-president-the-us-private-health-giant-and-top-nhs-officials-special-relationships/?fbclid=IwAR1JgPlFmHz6TwS6-hmxcNWzMh3-tRolZhuVmOHlZ6682JmRbOIMnQU-vec
Here's a money making idea Donald Put glucose in all our food Mess with our blood sugar levels Give us Diabetes Then charge a fortune, for medicine I mean, you'd have us over a barrel We may have resisted the temptations of heroin, but we can't resist ketchup, and other assorted foods You've already successfully done it to Mexico And you clearly need the money I wonder what odds you can get in the bookies, that 'the Donald' is canonized |
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Cat
You never hear of a full English breakfast? My mum calls it ' a heart attack on a plate ' And for good reason But once in awhile, it is rather delicious Don't mention the black pudding to Cat, though I often swap that bit for something else myself To answer the question I'm not keen on crackling, though cats love it So option 1, but with all the over stuff it comes with too please, and brown sauce, of course And yeah, totally agree with the eggs First thing you do, is dip the toast in the egg Anything else is sacrilegious |
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Topic:
Gods are real or fake.??
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Not really
I mean it helps Books can have many levels, and interpretations Unless the author tells you what it's about How could you know? And they might have been deliberately abstract Plus, maybe, they weren't even conscious of some of the meanings Maybe, they weren't even conscious when they wrote it Do you have to know, why a bird sings, to be able to listen to, and enjoy it's song?! |
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Topic:
Trump
Edited by
The Wrong Alice
on
Wed 12/04/19 07:21 PM
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We single handedly enable more tax evasion than any other country in the world
So, we do a great deal to help corrupt nations Actually Venezuela was doing rather well, before U.S. policy bunged a load of economic sanctions on them Disarmed, you lot love your guns And what do we do to help impoverished nations? I ain't got a Scooby Doo We probably put a puppet in place to screw them over, like in Rhodesia |
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Topic:
DOES GOD EXIST ? - part 2
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Well, I'm open to alternative theories as to what causes these phenomena
Also, while I'm at it, what about chakras, or, are they considered to be baloney too |
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Topic:
Trump
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Personally I think it often boils down to
I've got more money, I couldn't give 2 shi£s how or why So, its great Fuc% Venezuela |
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Topic:
DOES GOD EXIST ? - part 2
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Memory is stored within every cell in the body, not just the brain
That's why, sometimes when people have a transplant, say, a heart transplant, they might suddenly start speaking French and playing the piano. Previously they could no neither. Only afterwards do they find out, that the heart previously belonged,to a French Pianist |
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Topic:
Trump
Edited by
The Wrong Alice
on
Tue 12/03/19 04:50 AM
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I don't really care for any ism
If I had to pick 1, I'd pick Dadaism And more relative, to your question, if I could, I'd probably pick capitalist socialism, as I like how Denmark is run |
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Topic:
DOES GOD EXIST ? - part 2
Edited by
The Wrong Alice
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Mon 12/02/19 03:34 PM
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Interesting, how, this 'acting ' or, ' expected behaviour ' , takes us away, from who we are, and to some degree, destroys any unity.
I feel, we are more controlled by fear, than unity I would not agree, that Savage, is the opposite of unity Take a jail for example, it can be a savage place, yet, it can still have unity, or solidarity If we are not who we are, because we fear the consequences, of what will happen, should we fail to display the expected behavior, then, who are we? Fear, can produce, a vicious cycle People, fear, admitting, they are, in fear Things happen, in life Banks for example Most people, don't like them, see them, as crooked. Yet, they use then. The, you'll never change it attitude. Go with the flow, all of that jazz It's weird, how a relatively small group of people, destroy unity, and keep us in fear, so they can rule us Is that moral? Is that unity? Or is that savage? So, in 1 respect, I would agree, with your assessment of them being opposites It reminds me of the 'American Dream' in fear and loathing in las Vegas And to some extent, how I think, some native americans may have viewed dreams It seems, our dreams have been, hijacked, stolen Replaced, with, a Cadillac , with, the jackpot, with, winning the lottery Our dreams are a window But, our window, can be fogged Food for thought me thinks I myself, am a dadaist |
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Topic:
Trump
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Lol, I don't watch CNN, that's a Yankee news channel isn't it
I don't get that channel I don't need it, to know he's a complete bellend And that anybody who doesn't love him, is clearly a closet communist |
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Ed4u
To answer your question Bolivia, until, somebody interfered, can't think who Also, does capitalist socialism count,? If so, Denmark |
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I'm not American.
But here's my understanding The majority of the population, that is locked away, is made up of ethnic minorities They 'slave' away, working for a pittance There are extremely high rates of suicide, amongst Inuits ( and Aborigines ) I believe this to be social engineering Oh, and Saint Patrick Was English And taken, as a slave By the Irish |
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Topic:
DOES GOD EXIST ? - part 2
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I will take you to see Jabba now
This is not the droid your looking for |
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Topic:
DOES GOD EXIST ? - part 2
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Here's perhaps another angle
And something I know nothing about, but would like to learn more of, even if it's all baloney, which, I don't think it is Although, it's likely another of those , subjects, that the ministry of magik, would set you adrift on a raft made of rats tails, should you utter a word about The Egyptian, and Tibetan, book of the Dead Used by, Egyptian Priests, and Tibetan Monks, I believe. So, they're religious people And have you seen those Tibetan sand Mandalas? Oh, they're really quite beautiful Honestly if you've never seen 1, check them out. There are some time lapse videos of their creation Why would somebody make them? I'm fascinated , and while I know, nothing of magik, or symbolism, it seems inherently clear, that this, is what they are Anyway, truly, check them out Any thoughts? |
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Topic:
kashmir crime in india
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That it's bigoted
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Topic:
DOES GOD EXIST ? - part 2
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I read this Taiwanese / Chinese proverb, and liked it
It reminded me, of this thread A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. |
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