I missed holi
I was totally hung over
After being...Ill
Thus, I have come to the conclusion..
That vodka...
May well be...
Evil..

So, don't try to forget.
That's a negative suggestion
Like saying, don't look down
Instead you say, look straight ahead
Make some new memories

Ha, ha , ha

No, I could get 1, that's not the issue. It's the putting nails, screws, or hooks in various places, to tie the bloody thing to. I've seen some machines on the internet though. They use a small uv light, and a computer fan.
Light attracts mozzy , fans sucks them in. No more mozzy
But some have fake uv, that don't work
Some also pump out carbon dioxide or something, that attracts them too
Here you can pay cash to Amazon on delivery, and there's a thing called flipkart too, that's basically indian Amazon as far as I can tell
I've done my research ( I've watched a YouTube video or 2)
What am I waiting for? I don't know...soon..I tell myself...soon

4 lines
I sentence you to 3 gin and tonics

British humor
It's said that often irony goes over Americans heads
Plus a lot of their humour tends to be what they call 'a roast' , which can be a bit mean
And whilst they do that, they don't get gallows humour often

Bars of bones, and broken phones
And eyes, that appear in the dark
Broken compass, and rough seas, aft the rudder lives a shark

Good question, most of the dogs around here, pretty much fend for themselves, they chase off other dogs, and cows and bulls, so some are sort of part owned. She's sort of owned by a bar I go in. She's blondey, the other is blacky, she's queen of her patch, and as smart a dog as you could meet. Those 2 are my angels

Thanks, ain't she lovely

You love to say love, a lot
Are you in love, with the idea, of being in love?
You say seriously, but how? is it a serious question?
Is love, a serious condition?

What is your answer, to your own question?

The thread of my bark, is earnest
You choose to pervert it, and say earn it
With your buckets of ice and banana skins

Delusions and realities
And false piteous, pious glances
Trapdoors and rope, and sun and moon

Confusion, best left unknown
Was learned, or was it?
To see, is to be hidden, is to be revealed

Are you trying to get somebody into the sack?

Hell yeah
What kind of a friend let's you go out with a giant bogey hanging out of your nose

Cough
Huh
I think you might need this ( gesticulates to the snozzer, while passing you a tissue)

https://youtu.be/e-wVwtN5f-U

Titicut follies

What the fuc@ is it to you?
And why do you want to know?

How big is your coc@?
When was the last time you cried?
Have you ever considered suicide?
Where you abused as a child?

Quite, thanks, I've made that same mistake before




How is it,” I once asked him, “that people who are not possessed of a single other virtue should come out at times as patriots?”

“Exaggerated patriotism,” he answered, “is the most insincere form of self-conceit.” And at another time he said, “Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.”



I guess I meant that 1

England... and no, not really
Y,all seem to think Britain is a country... Did you know, it's not, and neither is Europe or Africa

Was it Oscar Wilde who said that patriotism was the last refuge of the scoundrel

Factory girl
Prodigal son
Miss you.... plus others