cant do any worse that whats already being done..

i am good but i gotta go...mail me i will get it tomorrow..sorry

what a prick...that fool has nerve...he aint even close to cute even...

by the way i look in my pics...what ethnic background would you say i
look...i am just curious and would love to hear what yall think...thanks
:)

call him...

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked
down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than
a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

alkacelzer=nasty

anybody just wanna msg back and forth...i am way bored...lol

thats so sweet...i just wanna stay in love with that person forever...

good to know...and how do you know they are the right person for you...

do you think 19 is too young to get married?

do you have a camera phone?

who all is online? drop a line ta let everybody know...

lmao....good one

hey...is there no one else online?

if your online just say hi....

Body: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *

If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will

have bad sex for life!!!

just wanna shout out to all tha peeps on justsayhi...i am new and
already love it...lol..msg me sometime...
xoxo