There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked
down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than
a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

hey names michael and i think your sexy. so lets talk

that was crazy his dick wasn't about nothing so as long as he was using
that he wasn't going to say any thing about tha kids?

I like that! laughed my ass off!

lol

I think she should have left that in the dark. lol!

good one, lol

*thud* ROFL