There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a
lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man
decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The
next time one runs by him, the man calls to her:

"Excuse me Sweetheart, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you hug
me?"

She looks around to make sure nobody's watching, leans down, and hugs
him.

The man thinks, "Wow, I can't believe that worked!", and decides to try
it again.

Another woman runs by him, and he calls out to her: "Excuse me Darling,
I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you kiss me?"

She looks around to make sure nobody is watching, leans down and gives
him a kiss.

The man is amazed at how well this is working out for him!

The next time a woman runs by, he calls out to her: " Excuse me
Beautiful, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you f**k me?"

The woman looks around to make sure nobody's watching her, leans down,
picks the man up out of his chair, throws him in the lake and tells him:

"There... now you're f**ked!

damn good,i got to save that one

lmao....good one

HAHA! that was to cute darlin, Wonder what would happen if I sat by a
lake and did the same thing lol

Hello all,,just like to know if your guts are still In Place,,lol,,hope
yall get a kick out of the next one coming soon ,,,,

i've heard it before but it's still funny....have you heard the one
about the man with the speech impediment on the boat with a bunch of
women loves2please? if you haven't i'm gonna have to see if i can find
it.

hmmmmmm lets see yall get into the mood of laughing

that was great!!

Pretty good Loves2please but you almost hit home with me yet I have to
say that were very funny:)