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Fri 12/05/08 10:10 AM
Edited by ak0 on Fri 12/05/08 10:10 AM

oh.................hell no.if you were uncomfortable on the first date imagine waking up to this ass.


i believe he was counting on that, if for nothing but the shower..

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Fri 12/05/08 10:03 AM

ak0

i'm dating myself from now

When I come down there where you live to visit your casinos I'll show you how a date is supposed to go. I'll just hand you all the money from my pocket and you can pay for everything all night.




oh no, don't do that, i'll need to think and think about numberslaugh then i'll start feeling in control...

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Fri 12/05/08 10:01 AM

THIS is the kitchen you could be using to make me some waffles. :laughing:

Some guys need to work on lessening their creepiness factor slaphead


that might be good! lol

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Fri 12/05/08 10:00 AM




i'm dating myself from now


who will pay? laugh


i wonder:wink: i'll work it into budget.. and some dates are cheap or even freelaugh


not to mention great company :thumbsup:


yes:thumbsup: alwayslaugh how obvious is that??? now i need a run and a showerbigsmile


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Fri 12/05/08 09:56 AM


i'm dating myself from now


who will pay? laugh


i wonder:wink: i'll work it into budget.. and some dates are cheap or even freelaugh

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Fri 12/05/08 09:52 AM
i'm dating myself from now

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Fri 12/05/08 09:40 AM



but if something turned you off...

90% of all communication is non verbal. And 90% of your thinking is subconcious. Sounds like you picked up on something you didn't like and your subconcious is trying to tell you


perhaps it was the part where he turned on the projector and began dancing and flailing his arms up and down to a club scene in some foreign indian film splayed wall size or the part where it was explained which of the bathrooms belonged to the catlaugh not sure


Lucky you.laugh


am i not?:wink: drinker

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Fri 12/05/08 09:39 AM



Ohh wow, where can I get me one of themlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


do you still date? lol

sick







After that story, probaby not...laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


come on, gurl, you know you wants some piece of man fantasizing about soap and a facecloth while pinning you down on a couch with a wall sized screen and neverending audio of foreign films whilst the cat throws litter around your vanity and sink space.

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Fri 12/05/08 09:35 AM

That's why you should only date poker players.


as long as you're a winner:wink:

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Fri 12/05/08 09:32 AM

Ohh wow, where can I get me one of themlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


do you still date? lol

sick




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Fri 12/05/08 09:31 AM

Does this mean it's over, indifferent




(((((PAdubz))))

never!

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Fri 12/05/08 09:30 AM

but if something turned you off...

90% of all communication is non verbal. And 90% of your thinking is subconcious. Sounds like you picked up on something you didn't like and your subconcious is trying to tell you


perhaps it was the part where he turned on the projector and began dancing and flailing his arms up and down to a club scene in some foreign indian film splayed wall size or the part where it was explained which of the bathrooms belonged to the catlaugh not sure

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Fri 12/05/08 09:27 AM

I need more info.


truly.

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Fri 12/05/08 09:23 AM
ex-lawyer, a bit older than me. went to an art opening (he made a purchase), a wine tasting, had dinner (i don't really eat) at a great local dive (fun and atmospheric), then on to a local club for live jazz and blues.

so he says, when you're with me, i pay for everything. needless to say, when we got to the bar he dodged to the men's room forcing me to pay for the first round of drinks. when he returned, he said again, ...when you're with me, you never have to worry about paying. what can you say, but, oh, thank you. it's a nice thing.

the day/evening ran smoothly and he invited me to see his home which had just been remodeled as it was on my way back home.

he didn't seem like an axe murderer, had good references and was mostly polite, so i agreed. giving me a tour of the place (he has remarkably good taste), he stops in the master bathroom, smiles, pauses and says while slightly swaying back and forth, THIS is the shower you could be using one daylaugh . i have to laugh here..

im not trying to be unappreciative, but what? i mean, if the toilet was cast in solid gold, the shower tiled in diamond and the toilet paper spun by imported silkworms, was i supposed to start peeing in my pants to get in there?

WHAT is he selling?

i'm not going to pick on lawyers or persons of a certain ancestry or religion, but it was not unlike another date with another lawyer where he showed me the workout facility in his condo and said, THIS is the treadmill you could be using. it's eerie, but anyway, let's just say i didn't get these dates by being unclean or unfit..

i could go on about odd little things that happened and were said as i toured the house and some strange things i noticed, but i guess i'm wondering if i go on date no. 2. he's calling.

i'm thinking no-ish. it's kinda a shame. what do you say when there's no flaring disagreement about you. or is it me?

guess something turned me off, but all in all, it was a nice DATE. yawn






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Thu 12/04/08 03:13 AM
((((((H))))))


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Thu 12/04/08 03:11 AM
laugh

you know j'adore a s1owhandbigsmile

:heart:


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Wed 12/03/08 05:14 PM
phenergan

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Wed 12/03/08 10:01 AM


i can release yesterday's pressing thought

if i had gone crazy a little earlier, i wouldve talked to my brother more before he died

yesterday, i would've said i could've saved him.


My brother died March 18, 2007. I often think that if I had gone saner a little earlier, I could have saved him.

(((ako))):heart:


different side of the same coin?

mine died dec 18, the year gets a little fuzzy, 2002

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Wed 12/03/08 09:27 AM
repeat

amber 311

gimme more britney spears

benign and inconsequential

bearing no influence

is so good

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Wed 12/03/08 09:20 AM
this is not sympathy seeking, not that i've known the creative forum to jump to these conclusions:heart:

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