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Fri 01/18/08 11:32 PM

I think the stupidest thing I have ever done so far is date my exlaugh laugh


Ooh...I've done that! Don't feel bad, I think it's more common than you realize.

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Fri 01/18/08 11:30 PM
Hey, all! Stupidest things, eh? I guess signing on at this time of nite and expecting to get some sleep!

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Fri 01/18/08 03:48 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 01/18/08 03:45 PM
drinker laugh drinker

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Fri 01/18/08 03:25 PM
Welcome!

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Fri 01/18/08 03:20 PM

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

"To My Dear Wife
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following
Letter on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, 1 of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

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Wed 01/16/08 09:18 PM
I think it's great!

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Wed 01/16/08 09:16 PM
noway YIKES!!!!sick sick sick

No kind of "man" does that....

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Wed 01/16/08 09:08 PM
M&Ms

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Wed 01/16/08 09:05 PM
huh huh huh So is the bottom line: everyone wants a good speller? Or is it someone who spells well?

Doesn't anyone want to log off and see real, live people?

I know, I know. It's so much safer in here....

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Wed 01/16/08 08:54 PM
Pirates! ARGH! Hands down.... Ninjas are too sneaky, if they got their hands on me booty, would I even know?!bigsmile

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Wed 01/16/08 08:50 PM

Dougal ya big eejit! laugh

LOVE Father Ted and Little Britian!! drinker drinker drinker

I'm suprised you get to see it over in the states!


Yeah...we get the watered down BBC America.... sad

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Wed 01/16/08 08:47 PM
Father Ted is awesome! Little Britain freaks me out a little.

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Wed 01/16/08 08:44 PM
I guess it all depends....are you gonna have all those attractive little pieces of toilet paper stuck to your ass? I'd give you a top rating if you got it waxed on You Tube!laugh

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Wed 01/16/08 08:41 PM
Whose name's on the lease?

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Wed 01/16/08 08:36 PM
Looked at your pics. Saw a dog, saw some birds, but no ass. Hmmm.... I'm confused. huh laugh

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Wed 01/16/08 08:34 PM
bigsmile Welcome Dixie!

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Wed 01/16/08 08:24 PM
noway

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Wed 01/16/08 08:23 PM
Sweet. flowerforyou Very nice.

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Wed 01/16/08 08:17 PM
It all depends how it works out, I guess. For me, I've been with my own age and younger. I can't tell the difference. I only prefer the younger because that's who I have most in common with. The majority of my friends are younger. Just how it's worked out.