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| Topic: FOR HUSBANDS WHO PREFER YOUNGER WOMEN | |
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A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found the following Letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, 1 of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow." |
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That was a good one! I love it!  Cheers!
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That was great. |
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A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found the following Letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, 1 of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."  OMG.....I love It...Lmao..and ain't it the truth.......... Toast to all the ladies that are full circle 
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I think this is the best I have read so far. Love it
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YOU SEE THE YOUNGER THE STRONGER ? .. !! SO ANY TAKERS /111! LMAO JUST KIDDING!!
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YOU SEE THE YOUNGER THE STRONGER ? .. !! SO ANY TAKERS /111! LMAO JUST KIDDING!!
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Wait, I get it! Your sayign the 54 year old women was a slut right?
....................Im sorry, dont hate me because Im funny! 
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Edited by
deltasissy
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Fri 01/18/08 03:31 PM
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Wait, I get it! Your sayign the 54 year old women was a slut right?
....................Im sorry, dont hate me because Im funny!
No, she's sayin' the husband was a dirtbag. She just givin him some just desserts... well, only he ain't gettin' none from her. |
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