Only with my stuffed animals.
People are too gropey

1) zoosk is glitchy, and most of the users are trolls.

2) match isn't a dating site, it is a mostly self minded bot to gather "profits" from gullible desperate people.

The majority of users with "no answer" are just lazy bimbos, trying to get easy money on their own video porn sites.

A total waste of time

Losing my virginity.

I used to be, 475 pounds - a long long tiem ago.

I trimmed down, with exercise, self discipline, and moderation of bad dietary habits.
Unlike other skinny people, I have experience being a chubby person.

So when I look for a slender wu'man, I am looking for other characteristics that have the potential to go south, once she gets complacent and or lazy.

Once you've been overweight in your own life, there is a choice to make, stay the same or make changes.

I would rather fit comfortably in the cheap seats, when I fly.
Because the back seats are ironically the safest seats, on today's commercial airliners.

What is in a picture?
For the majority of feeemales, a photo is the bait to lure their prey in for exploitation, especially the gullible ones whom are not thinking with that blob of gelatin between their ears. But with their lusts and desires, where males are concerned their plumbs and the balloon thing attached next door.
A picture is also a medium to exhibit their latest [censored] to show everyone their preoccupation.

Then there are those who distort their own image, with add ons just because they are bored. Which sends me the signal that they have poop for brains.

Others also seem to enjoy excessively over indulgence with cosmetics, that turn them more into a clown, than enhance their own beauty. A few are just scary and creepy, because of immaturity and bad taste (poor advice from beauticians with no credentials).

I am looking for a certain twinkle, a glimmer of personal quality, that can't be bought, only learned and cultivated from teachers and personal experience.

My personal blend, is 10% Georgio of Beverly Hills (for women), mixed with 90% One by Calvin Klein (for men).

The trick is finding what you like, and what doesn't clash with your own body's chemistry.
Unless of course you have no taste, and just saturate yourself with any trending perfume or cologne till the entire room STINKS of it, forcing those not too drunk to get outside to smoke a cigarette or doobie.

Love is a word.

There are dictionary definitions, there are individual explanations and intimate perspectives.

But love, if it is genuine - has absolutely nothing to do with lust, you're just horny and tired of being alone.

Don't be lazy, look it up in my profile

Bacon
Caresses
A kitty napping contentedly in my lap

Like B. Obama,...
I also was born in Hawaii.
Except I stayed and lived there for almost thirty years, before moving to Middle North Amerika.
I'm an island boy at heart.

My first thought, was: in two more days I will be back to sleeping on the street.
No longer in a homeless shelter, in San Francisco.
The second thing that I thought about, was where will I be camping.
Because there are not a lot of relatively safe places in San Francisco at night.
By day it is a bustling city, one of the top 5 most expensive to live in in the world.
But when the sun sets, 75 percent of San Francisco turns into a ghetto, because of the thugs, addicts, mentally challenged, and petty thieves/rapists, who lurk the streets, alleys, and main streets like Mission St. Market St. Castro St and the Tenderloin neighborhood, until the sun returns.

Find something you love doing (other than sex).
A calling, that you enjoy and live happily doing it.
When you're not living for yourself, you're eating, farting, sleeping, squandering natural resources and producing consumer wastes.
If you can find someone who likes you for you, because your good looks will whither away someday.
Make the most of it and treat each other decently.
Grow old together.

Unfortunately a considerable proportion of users (females) trying to hook up are immature, illiterate, and chose to be clueless bumpkins.
So it is difficult to weed put legitimate relationship seekers from the bimbos trying to find one nighters, or a sugar daddy.

It is what it is, either get with the program or play their games.
It is your life you're living.

I hope you girls are aware that by prematurely building up your booty, you are going to be stuck with the big bottom that most older mature women dread having.
The only remedy is to consult a reputable personal trainer, with lots of references, and give up driving your automobile. Start walking, a lot of walking, seriously a whole lot of walking till you can't stand it any more, like long distance runners. But every day. Especially when you grow to bitterly hate walking, then you know you're starting to make progress, and you're also going to wear out a lot of athletic shoes, so don't waste your money on the fashionable pretty ones.
Take your doge for protection, they will love you more for taking them along.
If you got plump kids, having a mom along to nag them on, helps them to keep focused on being attentive with their own health. But don't make them walk as much as you will be walking, it might be interpreted as torture and child abuse.

A good tread mill in front of a good sized flat screen monitor may be a sensible investment, so you can keep up with current events, work a job by remote, watch daytime tv other people miss out on, binge watch favorite visual media entertainments while you put in the miles at home. So you can get off to attend to other important responsibilities.

Don't fall for the Big Booty scam, and you won't be trapped with a granny bottom for the rest of your life.

Good luck girls!

Natalie Portman

Gnat

Strangers in the Night
Frank Sinatra

Westinghouse Studio Orchestra

Hardly anything of durable value