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Tue 06/17/08 02:49 PM
What? Ridden on a horse?

Yes!

You're using coconuts!

What?

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

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Tue 06/17/08 02:45 PM
I love it when people say $hit like that... As if I was oblivious to the fact that my pants are getting tighter... Thanks for the heads up buddy...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:51 PM

OMG have you ever been to Wal-Mart. LOL Look around and just observe people. I'm sure the statistics are staggering at the increasing amount of mental illnesses out there. There are people walking down the road talking to themselves and dancing. Masturbating in public, protesting funerals, etc..... The incidents are endless. I once seen a man get out of a car, let some other guy out of the trunk, the guy that got out of the truck urinated on the tire, got back in the truck, where the driver locked him back in and took off. LOL laugh laugh laugh


When you gotta go... You gotta go...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:49 PM


ok i was wondering how to get someone on one of these sites to actually talk to me..i mean i message people but most of the time i dont get a reply...could use some insight
just tell them you have a lovely bunch of coconuts and it will work every time drinker drinker drinker


What? Ridden on a horse? You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
Where'd you get the coconuts?
We found them.
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

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Mon 06/16/08 10:45 PM
I think everyone has a weirdo or two in the family...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:38 PM

In order for prostitution to "take place", there'd have to be an exchange of money present at the time and place of the sex transaction.

In most porno productions, the performers are paid as if they were actors, via payroll companies who also keep tabs on stuff like payroll taxes (Social Security, FICA, etc.). So -in a way- it's done on a much more professional basis.



Or at least that's what I've been told.


So if I put a hooker on the payroll then I'm cool??

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Mon 06/16/08 10:35 PM
It's just like fishing... You have to cast the line an average of 20 times to get a nibble and 20 more to actually catch a fish.. If they're not responding then keep trying.... Don't be discouraged... If it were that easy it would be called catching instead of fishing...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:32 PM
well no, I have never lied... Ever...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:32 PM
Arsenic Gum... Get it over with quick...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:31 PM
Because if it quacks like a duck and it walks like a duck, wait that's not it... Uhh never mind...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:25 PM
If you haven't noticed most people aren't even going to go until they are forced...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:24 PM


You can get some absolutely sound medical advice here.... noway


what?



I'm saying you should not be seeking medical advice from random strangers...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:23 PM
There are only 3 kinds of beer


Hot, Cold, and Free

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Mon 06/16/08 10:23 PM
You can get some absolutely sound medical advice here.... noway

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Mon 06/16/08 10:16 PM
Edited by Troyd879 on Mon 06/16/08 10:17 PM
Think about it, he's playing the angle for sure.. He knows his only hope is to play it cool....

I'm not saying don't do it, I'm just saying watch out for the chance that it may just be a dog and pony show up front....

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Mon 06/16/08 10:12 PM
noway laugh laugh laugh noway

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Mon 06/16/08 10:09 PM
Get your hip waders it's getting deep in here.... We have definitely hit rock bottom on the topics...

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Mon 06/16/08 10:08 PM
Most everyone lives under the misconception that everyone else is a moron... There are a few who are correct in this assumption, but sadly enough most of them are miserably wrong... If you could eliminate that stigma from everyone's mind this world would be a much better place...

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Sun 06/15/08 08:08 PM
I'll have to check it ... I honestly don't know the difference between the leauges though... My sister's boyfriend does strictly Mai tai and that's pretty interesting..

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Sun 06/15/08 08:01 PM
Edited by Troyd879 on Sun 06/15/08 08:03 PM
Well good luck... I had never seen any of that stuff in person until this weekend... I watched some XFC at the ROT Bike Rally in Austin this weekend... It was interesting to say the least...

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