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Tue 06/17/08 10:03 PM
She's a witch...

What makes you think she is a witch?

Well, she turned me into a newt.

A newt?

I got better.


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Tue 06/17/08 09:56 PM
for a bit longer anyhow

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Tue 06/17/08 09:56 PM
I loaned mine out and never got it back... :angry:

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Tue 06/17/08 09:53 PM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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Tue 06/17/08 09:49 PM
Surprise! drinker

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Tue 06/17/08 09:41 PM

only when they tryed to take my lovely bunch of coconuts




What? Ridden on a horse?

Yes!

You're using coconuts!

What?

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together

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Tue 06/17/08 09:40 PM

nope , i just play with my lovely bunch of coconuts bigsmile



What? Ridden on a horse?

Yes!

You're using coconuts!

What?

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together

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Tue 06/17/08 09:38 PM
You can't see the backs of your eyelids when they fall?

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Tue 06/17/08 09:37 PM

ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts bigsmile



What? Ridden on a horse?

Yes!

You're using coconuts!

What?

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together

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Tue 06/17/08 09:36 PM
Maybe he's doing a research paper on internet dating...

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Tue 06/17/08 09:35 PM
Uhmmmm I think so

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Tue 06/17/08 09:33 PM
You can't take things personal.. you don't know what is going on in his life... He might have gotten back with an ex or maybe he's just busy .. who knows...

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Tue 06/17/08 09:32 PM
yeah I think it's genetic, all of my siblings do it too..

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Tue 06/17/08 09:31 PM
Well, that's still better than feeling yourself, alone.

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Tue 06/17/08 09:30 PM
Apple Juice is best from the jug... I live alone so if you want to come over for apple juice, beware..

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Tue 06/17/08 09:26 PM
I think that's a trust issue.. I would never look in a significant other's phone or purse and I would expect the same from them... I had an ex break into my email account.. I was furious...

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Tue 06/17/08 09:24 PM
It's even better when the kid knows your paying attention so he hams it up even more...

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Tue 06/17/08 09:21 PM
I don't know where I'm gonna go..

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Tue 06/17/08 09:19 PM
East Texas Coast

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Tue 06/17/08 09:16 PM
Edited by Troyd879 on Tue 06/17/08 09:17 PM
Kids who do silly $hit in public...

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