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IMO - Those women aren't ready to settle down. Oh I'm pretty sure they're ready to settle down. Just not with a nice guy. I'd say: Ready to settle down, but aren't grown up enough to really understand what they want in a man. |
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I am not interested in her romantically, because I am such good friends with her. But she is a beautiful person ON THE INSIDE. Now, her administrative assistant on the other hand.....BLUSH! Good luck! |
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True But Funny
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I was paying a bill the other day and it was 49 dollars even.I gave the girl behind the counter a fifty.She got out her calculator and I asked her why she needed it and her reply was so she would know how much change to give me back.Scary that one day these kids will be taking care of us. Only if she has less than ten, remembers to bring a marker to mark which fingers have been used, and spends three hours sorting it all out and trying to remember whether she marked said fingers today. |
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 I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. Please keep in mind that we don't like "kiss butts" or "yes" men. 
So my opening lines should be "Deal with it" and "No"? Of course not. Have an opinion and personality. That's difficult to do if you'er always agreeing with us. Yeah... but don't confuse someone who knows when you are right for someone without an opinion and personality. Sometimes men say 'yes' because we actually mean it. There's no confusion. It's obvious when a man is a kiss a$$.
No, not really. There's also no confusion when a woman just isn't interested in an actual nice guy (seen it all too much...).
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Yeah. But you know... MEN DO NOT NEED A WOMAN. It's not a neccessity for life (for continuation of the species maybe). We are perfectly capable of doing what a woman can (except childbirth) just as women as perfectly capable to do everything we can (except impregnation). Who are you I like You
I'm an ex-military trained killing machine who knows how to cook, sew, and clean... lol. |
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I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. Please keep in mind that we don't like "kiss butts" or "yes" men.
So my opening lines should be "Deal with it" and "No"? Of course not. Have an opinion and personality. That's difficult to do if you'er always agreeing with us. Yeah... but don't confuse someone who knows when you are right for someone without an opinion and personality. Sometimes men say 'yes' because we actually mean it. |
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True But Funny
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Dur... once again the school system is spending 8 years 'teaching' the metric system. Kids don't have to learn, the answers are in the back of the book. Oh, and homework and projects = c grade minimum.
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I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. Please keep in mind that we don't like "kiss butts" or "yes" men.
So my opening lines should be "Deal with it" and "No"? |
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Yeah. But you know... MEN DO NOT NEED A WOMAN. It's not a neccessity for life (for continuation of the species maybe). We are perfectly capable of doing what a woman can (except childbirth) just as women as perfectly capable to do everything we can (except impregnation).
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How long
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Congrats!
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Marry yourself= not married. Marriage is defined as a union between two people. You does not equal two.
Being committed to yourself is great, but I can't see the self-marriage idea as anything but silly. There are two people with multiple personalities. 
No, just one very highly confused person. |
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your stranded
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 a cell phone..
No reception... deserted isle and you need a tower to make it work.... sorry. |
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Edited by
Robm248
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Thu 05/01/08 08:44 AM
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My biggest problem with marrying myself would be: It is too confusing! Playing off Dorky and Sporky's idea:
I'd have to not do the housework (easy... I can be lazy), yet knowing it needs done nag myself until I got up off my behind and did something useful. At which point I'd go grab myself a beer instead of yelling for me to get a beer for me please. Then I'd fight with myself over what we were watching on TV, and have to go buy myself flowers so I could enjoy make-up sex with myself. |
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Job Interview!
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Good luck!
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your stranded
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Anything I want? I'll take a sonic screwdriver please.
I know, you meant real things... so I guess I'd take a TV. It still has the same thing showing... nada! |
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Marry yourself= not married. Marriage is defined as a union between two people. You does not equal two.
Being committed to yourself is great, but I can't see the self-marriage idea as anything but silly. |
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Yet more Iraq lies
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ahhhh robm...i don't know ya but will you be my new hubby since i'm divorcing fanta...he can't stand up to me and win lol lol. Well, guess that's one way to start a relationship Oh, wait... I meant that tounge in cheek!
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Yet more Iraq lies
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lol i will tell you for alimony lol it's a tribute to soldiers and there is bashing and people bringing up the war. IT'S A TRIBUTE TO THE SOLDIERS...NOT THE WAR BTW...I forgo what this thread was about now lol It was someone's attempt to promote their media biased opinion without any fact involved. lol |
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How long
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You might as well just do something else for a bit, it's gonna take some time!
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Topic:
Yet more Iraq lies
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Its sorta sad how some people like to be led around by there noses Such as you, in particular. Funny how you purview anti-Bush sites far and wide, being convinced of your own mental superiority - and yet are lead around by the nose yourself. Has the thought ever crossed any of your brain cells (and I know there are only four - One dwells upon the evils of Bush, One dwells upon the evils of Iraq, third is circling the first two trying to come up with something good, and the fourth is just clueless) Ever think these "fair and unbiased" sites you go to *might* have some form of agenda themselves ? Madison - you are just some form of rabid anti-Bu****e. I would ask how many of your type it takes to screw in a lightbulb, but it wouldn't really make a difference. The lot of you wouldn't realize you are still in the dark anyway. And.... none of this was wrong before bush?  Tell me, what does the left wing have as a claim for some type of success?
Oh, and please don't just state some random mush about how bush ruined things... give me specifics and maybe I'll go easy on tearing them apart!
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