Good day, nice sale at the grocery store, and there is still some homemade cheesecake and brownies from baking this weekend!

Hmmm... let's just say if you go to the woods to have a good time go to the woods way out where you aren't going to get caught naked with your assistant?

Saluting you for that!

Too late IamMewhoRU. After this many years of use without previous declaration of ownership the word has become public domain.

Personality. However looks aren't a total no go... otherwise there is no initial attraction. Personality will overcome looks any day though.

Um... yeeeash. Owner is responsible if it acted without provocation, otherwise the idiot who poked it with a stick got what he/she deserved.

Personally I still like my idea... which won't happen sadly.
Write in "None of the candidates are worth of the trust of presidency, choose new candidates." AKA the none of the above idea. Yeah... it worked in the movies (thus making a real life idea of it almost completely irrational!)

Good she was around then!

Remember to replace #3 often... he will offend you.

I have a bad habit of yelling "Crack, free crack!" when I see someone wearing their pants at their knees...

That's because WE will do something really dumb... like tell the most powerful military force in the universe to go piss off.

Not that either of the others are any better.

Lieberman-
"In response to my letter, Google apparently has taken 80 videos off YouTube that violated the company's own guidelines against gratuitous violence. That is a start but it is not enough. Videos produced by al-Qaeda and al-Qaeda affiliates showing attacks on American troops remain on YouTube's website and violate YouTube's own community guidelines. Those videos should be taken down immediately. Furthermore, Google continues to allow the posting of videos by organizations the State Department has designated as Foreign Terrorist Organizations. No matter what their content, videos produced by terrorist organizations like al-Qaeda, that are committed to attacking America and killing Americans, should not be tolerated. Google must reconsider its policy."

You tube's guidelines:
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I'd say terrorist videos that show any violence are definately against the terms of service. Also terrosist messages of hate against a group of people are not authorized. Granted, these are supposed to be user flagged... but if the system isn't working maybe You Tube should review submittions for content first?

Yeah... usually when someone asks them what they want for dinner! (this according to a survey of roommates)

Bah... same thing with a lot of the "disaster" movies.

If aliens really came here:

1. We do go to war with them.
2. They are so vastly technologically superior we become slaves or a part of their republic... etc.
3. They are culturally advanced enough and peaceful enough to accept us as an independant world, and either leave us alone or associate with us in a more benevolent fashion.

The reason those movies are made is because they sell. People are always willing to watch misfortune... no matter how poorly done or repetitive. Sounds like we are pretty scumbag-ish!

Don't care. They are just nails...
I have a lot more I am going to be concerned with before I even look at a woman's nails!!

Yay! Someone else realizes that life is not in our control and peccy is way out there on his definition!

Ah, Lily, you wound me. I do so try...