LOL Match!!

1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you...
(inside card)
I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life...
(inside card)
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by I think how lucky I am...
(inside card)
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(inside card)
Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card)
Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
(inside card)
Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me...
(inside card)
Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(inside card)
What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(inside card)
It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(inside card)
Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend
If we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket...
(inside card)
I'd miss you terribly
And think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(inside card)
So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
(inside card)
What was I thinking?


Don't shoot the messenger LOL

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM FAMOUS PEOPLE

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.” (Sharon Stone).

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” (Courtney Cox-Arquette).

“I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more interested by the 23% who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” (Jerry Garcia).

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” (Barbara Bush).

“Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” (Robin Williams).

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” (Billy Crystal).

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” (Rod Stewart).

“On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.” (Bruce Willis - on the difference between men and women).

“And God said, ‘Let there be Satan, so people don’t blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don’t blame everything on Satan.” (George Burns).

“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” (Henry Kissinger).

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading.” (Steve Jobs - founder of Apple Computers).

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Thyroid problem?’ (Arnold Schwarzenegger). ((Heard he actually said 'Implants' prior to being elected the Gov.)

“Things you’ll never hear a woman say: ‘My, what an attractive scrotum.’” (Patricia Arquette)

“I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a Great White Shark or a piece of seaweed touches my foot.” (Axel Rose - Guns’n’Roses).

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.” (Jack Nicholson).

“Woman complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.” (Roseanne).

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas men are just grateful.” (Robert De Niro).

“Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” (Dustin Hoffman).

“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.” (Elizabeth Taylor).

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” (Robin Williams).

LOL
Mikey would love it as Cute would too, they are both sick.....


Nice to play matchmaker LOL

Ya got mail, can I hear laughter from Florida??????

Yep I think I can!!!!!!!! LOL

Ummmmm LOL Blushing..... it says not old enough to email you LOL

LOL Tried to email you Saturn but you only accept msg from men ROFL and um (looking down) and back up "I don't qualify" LOL

Note to Brains:

1- Make thread on "Women who SHOULD de-activate" to alleviate Knox's cosmic burst of brain cells and knight in shiny pumpkin to the rescue...LOL

2- Nasty and Rude Kid?? Moi?? Stressed and Tensed there Sweet??
Vous avez besoin d'un bon travail de bord de Mikeathotmail ou cutefrenchguy dans le sexe et dater le fil pour refroidir hors. ..... LOL that should help you to start with.....

3- Sweet I am just not feeling the love Honey ROFL

4- No Quake!!! Let her wave her holier than finger around... I'll just bend over and let her cork something for a bit LOL

5- We all have been speaking from the heart... you just read what you want into it ((perceptions)) so Knox doesn't get all the credit.... LOL

6- Bottom line this topic has been answered over and over and over and over again and the mouse on the wheel is tired, but Sweet sorry he bailed on you, but it's time to put your big panties on and get your arse back out there in the threads of normal activity or else I am gonna hold a pity party here ROFL

This thread is far from boring, I think it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo frickingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
hilllllaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiooooooooooouuuuuuuus
((Pinky to lips in best Dr. Evil imitation))

ROFL

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Back at cha

Skye Sweetam
"Tangled Up In Me"

You wanna know more, more, more about me
I'm the girl who's kicking the coke machine
I'm the one that's honking at you cuz I left late again

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Can't you see I want you by the way I push you away, Ya!
Don't judge me tomorrow by the way I'm acting today
Mix the words up with the actions do it all for your reaction Ya!
Hey! Hey!
Get tangled up in me

You wanna know more, more, more about me
Gotta know reverse phsychology
I'm the reason why you can't get to sleep
I'm the girl you never get just quite what you see

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Can't you see I want you by the way I push you away, Ya!
Don't judge me tomorrow by the way I'm acting today
Mix the words up with the actions do it all for your reaction Ya!
Hey! Hey!
Get tangled up in me

You think that you know me
You think that I'm only
When everything I do is only to get tangled up in you
You wanna know more, more, more about me
I'm the girl that's sweeping you off your feet

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Can't you see I want you by the way I push you away Ya!
Don't judge me tomorrow by the way I'm acting today
Mix the words up with the actions do it all for your reaction, Ya!

Hey! Hey!

Get tangled up in me



*** Now don't go de-activating over this ROFL

Aint it though????? LOL Pee in my pants funny.....

Hey Bay chomp your hay and read above.... You posted you were impressed by my post.... Yoke typed and JOKED you don't have high standards... after 40 do women lose their sense of humor or does Indiana suck that humor our of ya??? If that is the case I'm bailing on Indiana LOL

Your choice to respond...so if you don't say tooooo much that is your choice, right???

We are just expressing our opinions as you are......

What is wrong with nasty, I think it is sexy LOL

"hedonismystical"

OMG talk about 10 days of freedom!!!!!
I think this would be best shared with a special partner....

"wettitlicious" <---- Websters Dictionary NOT

ROFL How kewl, sounds like fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Send the pics to Yoke she does graphics LOL I won't beg her for the originals ROFL

sexualicous LOL



<----- okay you gotta email me and tell me about this picture???
LOL

Are you really hulking out and tearing up a wife beater t at a wedding reception hall????????? ROFL cute boxers btw lol

dumbfounded <------ that is 1 word, giggles above at multitude of words LOL

How could you possibly look familiar??????? My mistake and thank you for clearing it up, I know I will sleep better knowing that LOL Maybe we purchased the same "Hello Kitty" panties at the same time????? LOL

>I truly do wish that ppl would stop being so rude and DISRESPECTFUL to others

I truly wish for world peace, affordable hybrids for all with appropriate tax incentives, bringing the troops back from Iraq and other countries and start taking care of our backyards.... I wish to end hunger for children, the AIDS crisis, obese Americans....

>REMEMBER PPL. LIFE IS TOO SHORT
Yes it is. 600 People will die falling out of bed. ((Fact))

Here is your original topic:
First of all, I just wanted to get some opinions from the ladies mostly. OK, here's the deal::::: A guy writes you and says, he wants to talk, get to know you, ok, fine, you talk maybe once or twice. Then he deactivtes his acct. I am just trying to understand why men do this. What's the point. It frustrates me so much. You think you found a nice guy to talk to, and then BAM, he's gone. What was the whole point of him writing in the first place???????????

Do you see the key questions???

Trying to understand why men do this, what's the point???

SweetensexyB - that's an open ended question, why do men do anything? LOL Why do women do anything? LOL This question has been around since they carried clubs and grunted and we sat and cooked and pondered which wall the cave drawings should go on....even Aristotle said that not everything can be proven. This situation of de-activating is a moral paradox and I am not trying to play conceptual policelady though I do look good with handcuffs dangling, fishnets, etc LOL, but I think that there are philosophically compelling reasons people do so and it would take more than a lifetime to figure out a list of whys....

Why do people write each other???? Again see above paragraph...


To address a couple last questions.... to address the infamous Rodney King question..... we are getting along, having a wonderful topical conversation filled with belly laughter, a true discussion of a thread that is not only comical, but truly enlightening to understanding the human brain.....

"We struggle with the complexities and avoid the simplicities."
Norman Vincent Peale

Rudeness is also a perception dear. How "you" perceive the post Sweet. Don't let the rudeness, or thoughtlessness, or freedom to express opinions of these threads be your motivation of whining about it because then you are giving control of your feelings and actions to others.

OK????????????????????????????????????

I respect my elders to a point... in this case, it must be earned. Home Training 101.

And sweet if you don't find 1/10 of this post humorous or if you can't crack a grin.... well then... I will try all day to annoy you until you do... I will break you... LOL

I will borrow Sincere's violin that Saturn bought at a huge discount and play the fiddle for ya... ROFL I call it "the devil went down to Indy's Toy's R Us" ROFL

OMG and it's only 10:30am...........

I wouldn't say misanthropic attitude....

I would just say you expressed a very open answer forthcoming and how the others react is their problem, they would need to look within themselves on the reactions they felt. I am a zealous supporter of laying it out there....exposed, raw and seeing where it goes.... besides I think most are here to have fun and "roll" with it.....

And Quake, the time you de-activate is the time some "real" woman sweeps you off your feet and everyone knows how grounded you are LOL Mr. Leadboot man LOL even then you would miss us and tell us how wonderful and sappy your arse is..... excuse me while I gag on giddiness of love and the dreaded "C" word LOL

And um Floh?
>I still don't find that a reason to be rude.
Just make your opinion heard and leave it at that.

I don't know who you are referring to as far as being rude, but here's a banana, peel it and insert ((((( bj101 )))))))

(bananajoke101)(ya all are thinking too dirty)(LOL)

Lighten up Flohster.... or I'll drag ya to the sex and dating threads and have my way with ya LOL MuhaaHaa MuhaaHaa LOL

Saturn I bow down and hand you
Love your posts!!


Attention Whore Journal
Post Hijacking Day 211
It started off as a beautiful day till I logged in.........

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LOL

Interplanetary spacial solar flares emitted through cloud 9 clouds, nice rainy days, rainbow days, starlit nights....

It aint's Bush sheeeeshhhh
It aint's the water
It aint's the desperation of needing a date for holidays

It is what it is.
Some want it.
Some don't.
Some can't, but get A's for trying.
Some won't cause their fingers smell of poo LOL

I vote for the planets.....