Damned SweetensexyB.... hey you look familiar.... been on POFishy??? I recall seeing ya there throwing up .... similar threads.....

Seems like you answered your own topic there Sweet.....

Saturn.... I like your style gurly

Island... when they dip, cases like this, sounds like he was smart in doing so...

BigBay.... I am impressed, you moved past the boiling water stage LOL There might be a glimmer of hope for ya yet... next week, he adds "tea-Bags" starting with the sweetensexyB bag for those relaxing moments when a slitty sliver piece of "peace and quiet" times are required..... LOL

Quake.... got a front seat roller coaster car with your name on it.... you ready for a real ride????

This thread is boring, stanky, used and done!!! More than a week old condom thrown to the trash and sadly missed turning green in the corner.... LOL

whoever post after this.... is the real attention whore....
Brains has spoken LOL




((it's okay to let a thread die peacefully)) We'll still luv ya
LOL

Start a new thread outside of this joke and I think you may be enlightened Hephaetus....or downright hell bent on becoming gay after some women trash your arse LOL


Either way could be fun.....LOL

LOL ShortyRed that will make for interesting water cooler conversations.... "hey Jack, bet cha can't lick your elbow?"
LOL

Beachdog LOL I was gonna ask..... but nah..... LOL wrong thread

Very funny!!!!!!!!!

what does mentos do?

The Negligee

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at noon.

Closed coffin.

I was actually referring to the uses of coca cola besides a refreshing drink....

Heres a quick link to some uses....
http://members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/cola.html
I have actually used it for other purposes outside of drinking it.... lol Makes one hella meat tenderizer.... LOL

Now there is a thread topic Blonde -

Drama Kings
The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy LOL



News at 11

So was yours Laura LOL

That is sad making others try to lick LOL

Urban legend actually on green coca cola, the bottles were green, but it has always been brown... BUT the stuff you can do with coca cola would blow your mind LOL

Maybe that would be a great new thread on just what extent people went to for revenge during a divorce LOL..... in a humorous way that is......

But yeah giggly here LOL

There are few things which perhaps we didn't knew, like......

1.Coca-Cola was originally green.

2.The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

6.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

9.It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10.People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

14.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.

Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

15.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

16.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

17.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.

18.Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey

19.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20.A snail can sleep for three years.

21.All polar bears are left handed.

22.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

23.Butterflies taste with their feet.

24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27.Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28.Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

33.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

34.The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35.Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36.Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow :P <------ and don't deny you didn't try LOL

What are the three fastest ways of communication?

Three fastest means of communication in the world are:

1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
3. Tell-a-woman.

You still want faster? (Tell her not to tell anyone)

LOL

I giggle every time I read this one....

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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.


On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle ofspring-water.


When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.


She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.


They tried everything; cleaning,mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.


People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.


Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.


He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.


Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.


A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving companies pack everything to take to their new home........ .


And to spite the ex-wife; they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife/better half arrives.

- That's restriction for entering new markets

LOL

uk you forgot an important one.....


HE: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
SHE: Unfertilized.

Well maybe Bob and TeddyBear need to hook up and kidnap each other LOL



or have ya?? and just stalking each other now????
LOL

Well Bob would be a good mentor....
LOL

He is crafty.....and wicked..... and hides the bodies well....
LOL

Well I have friends that are currently being stalked so this issue is a real one for me.....

so then.....

BOB MASTER MASTER BOB!!!

How is Michigan holding up???
LOL