MORNING SEX...

She was in the kitchen preparing two boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned, her sad face brightening at the sight of him and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,.... right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"





She explained, "The egg timer 's broken."

Unbelievably true.

If you don't mind, I'm going to copy this and give it to a friend of mine thats a journalist for one of the local papers where in Toronto.
Hopefully he can use it as an article and pass this message to others.

Peace to all.

This could also apply to some of the ladies on this site, they look for that so-called prince charming.
People need to STOP judging the book by its cover.

sweetchele, don't worry, someome will come your way.

My fav saying is,
"you look because I'm diff, I laugh because your all the same"

Glad I read this, I thought it was just mine.

Just my thoughts for those out there, I'll leave you with this till next time.


I conjure the powers of the universe, the Gods, the ancient ones, by earth wind fire and sea,
"let all good blessings come to thee, love and money fair to see! Let all the happiness and love, be heaped upon thee from above. Bring in Bring in as the moon doth swell, whatever thou needest to keep thee well.!

With harm to none my will be done!



Take care GeminiGoddess, we will talk again, that I promise.

Isn't it amazing when you can see and feel.

I'm good thanks, how are you?

more wiccan, still learning more about it.

Hello

but probably to 80% of the people walking into the theater lobby

Go have fun, who cares what others think.

My fav saying is,
"you look because I 'm diff, I laugh because your all the same"

nice

And what will you be for that man at those ages?

Watch that movie, 40 year old virgin.
You might just learn something, or at least get a good laugh out of it.