MORNING SEX...

She was in the kitchen preparing two boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned, her sad face brightening at the sight of him and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,.... right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"





She explained, "The egg timer 's broken."

I always have boners in the morning ... This is not a bad thing.

I don't know which is better, the joke or the mistaken forum.........

there would have to be round two for me or else we have problems

Go for longer cooking style eggs Dragoness

hey I tryed,

Choking at this point, I see that!

I need to stop looking down.

Run...........