Weeellll...if you are going to play hard to get...I'M GOING TO BED! ALONE!! AGAIN!!!

I don't mind being flirted with...I'll just ignore you.

Are we really going out this weekend like you promised? Its a LOOONNNNGGG way for you to come to TX, but I can email a map picture from Yahoo that shows where my favorite cafe is. Maybe we can call it 'our place'. Whaddayathink? They've got a GREAT enchalada plate for $5.99. Chips & tea refills are FREE!

Or maybe we should just take it slow and send forum messages for a couple more years, then you can call me on a Sunday afternoon.

I nominate PURPLECAT as "JustSayHi" person of the day. She may very well be the best person I've never met.

Somebody buy a round on the house in her honor! I'll have a margarita on the rocks...with salt.

Okay...I take it back. I DON'T LOVE YOU!

Can we still just be friends?

Wait a minute...I've never even met you! Gosh, we are going to have to meet before we can 'just still be friends'. But I'm not sure I trust you, so PLEASE slow down and quit flirting with me!!!

I was only joking. You DON'T have to stop flirting with me if you don't really want to.

Remember: It's only funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's HILLARIOUS!

Blurb about me: No gut. Talk funny. Cracks nuckles. Wants to be chess grandmaster. Knows what a painted bunting is. Crooked smile. Lonely heart. Coffee & diet coke person. Knows who QueeQueg is. Like breakfast food for dinner.

Notice that KaterTot said "only" 3:15am here. Hmmmm....you are a known night owl! That's why I LOVE YOU!

Or maybe it's because of that really cute smile. Can you make a good pot of coffee? Do you like my dog? Are we really going out this weekend?

....but if you really love her, and can HONESTLY forgive her, and she promises that she knows she was wrong and will try her very best to do it again...take her back with a sincere heart!

Well, the truth is that I USED to be a party animal, so I know lots about that.

But I've reformed my ways (or maybe I'm just not in my twenties any more!).

he-he-he...I'm gonna tell that one at the first tailgate party of the season (only 2 1/2 weeks away!). It'll go over REAL nice there!

Whooooaaaaa!!!! Hold everything!! It's only 2:07AM. What's all this 'Good night' crazy talk????!!!

I just woke up after falling asleep at the desk and am READY TO ROCK!

I suggest that you both use each other for sex for a couple of weeks and just fake the romance. It might be the best 2 weeks of your life. I mean, it's like she is forcing your hand on that. I don't think she really LOVES you. You were probably a great lover, and that new guy proved to be a dissapointment pretty soon.

Ha! She got what she deserved!! She left her 'Good Man' to play the field and now she wants you to take her back again!

I've got some experience in this area. I, like you, am a NICE GUY who is tired of being cheated on and double timed, just because NICE GUYS are easy to do that to. I've been used for good sex too much in my life, and aint got nuthin but a broke heart at this moment to show for it. Really.

Hi Michael! Here are the JSH ground rulz:
---No farting in the forums (please step outside)
---If you get caught with pot, it will be confiscated and fed to the dog.
---Do your homework!
---Send your $100 sign up fee to my PayPal account right away.
---If you are confused, tough ****. We all are!
---All flirting must be done with a straigh face.
---Remember: your mother doesn't work here, so WHO CARES if they think you are a little bit crazy.
---Always drink lots of caffenated drinks
---NO VIAGRA unless she says 'okay'.

I've got a GREAT idea: everybody put on a pot of coffee and crank up loud music!

Let's rock this house until they call the COPS on us!! HELL YEAH!!!

Huh?!? What?!? What about staying up all night on the computer??? I thought we were gonna do that?

Gosh, I can't beleive I'm the only fun one left around here! What a bunch of go-to-sleep-at-a-reasonable-time softies ya'll are!!

I had a pet owl once that my neighbor found on the ground with a hurt wing. Owls are wierd pets...they just stare at you with those big round eyes and don't say ANYTHING! His(?) name was 'Hooty'.

My old college roomie told me "Let's get drunk". I really wish I hadn't listened to that guy so much....but he was LOTSA fun to be around!

Hey Katertots...have 3 more cups of coffee and keep posting! It's fun!!

It's only funny until someone gets hurt....then its HILARIOUS!

Sooooo....this is a NUTHOUSE? I knew I felt comfortable around here! I fit right in.

Are we having fun yet?!?!