A man walked into a bar, sat down on a stool, ordered a drink and then put his brief case up on the bar and opened it. He took out a tiny piano and a tiny stool. Then out of the briefcase came this little foot tall man who sat down on the tiny piano stool and began playing classical music, Bethoven, Motzart, Bach all beautifully and flawlessly.

The bartender said that's the greatest thing I have ever seen where did you get him.

The man said I was walking on the beach and I found a lamp half buried in the sand, I picked it up, dusted it off and lifted the lid and a Geni came out. The Geni said I have been trapped in that lamp for 10,000 years and for releasing me I will grant you one wish.

The bartender said and you wished for that.

The man said no that damn Geni was hard of hearing and I ended up with a 12 inch pianist.

he-he-he...I'm gonna tell that one at the first tailgate party of the season (only 2 1/2 weeks away!). It'll go over REAL nice there!