a lady walks into a jewelry store looking to buy her sister something for her birthday.after ten minutes she finally finds the perfect necklace,she bends over to get a good look at it and accidently farts.the woman quickly rises hoping no one was around and heard her little accident.when she looks behind her there is a young man standing there as if nothing happened.the woman is mortified and after a minute the young man approches her and says:Is there something i can help you with mam:the woman replys---yes i was looking at this necklace how much is it?the young man says----LADY IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT.YOUR GONNA **** WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE.....

roflmao

That is the best one I have heard in a long time-that one gave me a big belly laugh. Thanks!

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD LIKE THAT

very good

SO HOW IS EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT

Very good Rocket man.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!11

lol
funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

a joke section is not complete without a few fart jokes!

LOL I love it.