tankyz

id luvv a ducky

but not a lame duck!!!

(bush)



QUACK!

y not?

also it will work for shy guytz like me or should

cuz god knows that its alot harder for a guy to approach a girl

i heard this, well not heard, but got it from sumwhere a while ago

a smart guy knowz that the secret to getting a gurly is making them laugh(tho i myself like to make ppl laugh anyway)

going along that thinking that making a gurl laugh is half the battle, the best pickup line ever is THUS:

Exceuse me do u know how much a polar bear weighs?

no? well its enuff to break the ice, hi im mark!!!

good stuff!!!

this christmas, remember those men and women who wear the uniform that cannot be here, and remember all those that have worn it, wear it even now, and those yet to wear it

many will never understand wat they do, but ALWAYS rmemeber, that they do it for US, all of us, our friends, our neighbors, our sisters, our brothers, our sweethearts, our wives and husbands, our daughters, our sons, and for our FREEDOM AND SAFETY

remember them, honor them, THANK THEM, pray for them, LOVE THEM, and always remember that these men and women provide the blanket of freedom and safety under which we live and sleep

and hoist the colors(flag) high, and remember all the freedoms they protect, fight, sweat bleed, and sumtimes, die for

short drop n a sudden stop

25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"


1.A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of
my old master.

2.You are unwise to lower your pants.

3.We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4.She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5.These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

6.I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7.These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.

8.Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

9.General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10.I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11.TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12.Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13.Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

14.You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15.Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16.Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17.That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18.Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.

19.Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20.Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
for your sister!

21.Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22.Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23.Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24.I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25.You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.





and!!!

I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever


Pull up! All pants pull up!

I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

These aren't the pants you're looking for.

I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further

You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!

I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants

He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants








and many more...

theres also

"good relations with the wookies i have"

from episode 3

1. wedge pull out u cant do any more good back there!!!
2. luke at that speed u think ull be able to pull out in time?!?!

its hard as hell to get to that thermal exhaust port , but once u do shell explode in ur arms!!!

kekekekekekekekekeke ^_^

kinky

wait wat was 15?

most guys pee in the shower, saves time!!!

besides its like wen a babys born and hung in the cold air

they do it parttly cuz its cold, and also for @#$s and gigglez!!!

(especially boy babiez)

i shampoo my hair at least twice

1. after that episode i agreed with every1 that said it should b off the air
2. they ARE retards
3. u dont do crap like that wen they have a family, much less after sum1 just died
4. its EXTREMELY hard to offend me but that actually shocked me that they would do sumthing so MORONIC and, theres not even words to describe it

and, u know, u know evereything thats wrong with it, just use ur comment sense


its true wat they say, only the good die young. and so morons like trey and matt will no doubt live forever

and tell ya the truth i wouldnt trade a million of each of matt and treys for 1 steve irwin

good stuff, wen it has its moments

warcraft was good but i never saw the dog 1

tho i have to say that i stopped watching after they not once but twice did sum very uncool stuff with steve irwin, right after he died

he had(has) 2 kids and a wife FFS, just goes to show u that trey and matt really are retards