When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty dang smart.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that lady knows I'm smarter than her.

loved it... soooo true... even from a females view

And his funeral will be held next thursday.... closed casket

I was going to ask you to marry me! LOL Shoes with every outfit. I would make you a happy man every 3 hours.

iwillsaveahorse all right, ride a cowboy, I wanta be a cowboy

thanks coco

Hey wait i live in Texas, does that make me a cowboy
LMAO
Cooly

that was great!!

thats why we need to use diplomacy

Thanks everyone, I'm LMAO with you

good stuff!!!

The look on her face was priceless im sure for everything else thiers visa..but heck you even saved the visa bill. ill rember that but surely wont try itcause i prefer to live for a few more years atleast..was funny and ohh so true

I know I'l not that brave
thanks everyone

Hey Realtylady, how many blondes and how many days does it take to set up and IM

answer - you & me = 2 and so far 2 or 3 days

this is still the best yet

ooooo HELL NO....baby its on...u cant show up ur girl...u know u love me...cuz i LOVE u...its on biznitch..lol

p.s get on yahoo

though you bout pissed u pants before
Hows those jeans, those stains come out those white 1's
ya know I love ya girl

cooly