1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If
you see your husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror--make
mental note?must do more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,leg
cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint
conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave
on hair for fifteen minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
for ten minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa
Cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure
that it has all come off).

11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini
area but decide to get it waxed instead.

12. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the
toilet and you lose the water pressure.

13. Turn off shower.

14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
mold spots with Tilex.

15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second
towel.

16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit,
tweeze hairs.

17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
towel on head.

18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend
an hour and a half getting dressed.

so true...

i shampoo my hair at least twice

thats me!

not me

is this from the person that did HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN???

Nope.

Wow......not me either.....

That's funny! I don't do that though

day um..i thoght women just douched.