Previous 1
Topic: THE best pickup line EVER!!!!
marky84's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:09 PM
Edited by marky84 on Fri 12/21/07 10:10 PM
i heard this, well not heard, but got it from sumwhere a while ago

a smart guy knowz that the secret to getting a gurly is making them laugh(tho i myself like to make ppl laugh anyway)

going along that thinking that making a gurl laugh is half the battle, the best pickup line ever is THUS:

Exceuse me do u know how much a polar bear weighs?

no? well its enuff to break the ice, hi im mark!!!

laugh

azrae1l's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:11 PM
for some reason i don't see that working a whole lot.

bgeorge's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:11 PM
noway laugh noway

marky84's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:11 PM
also it will work for shy guytz like me laugh or should laugh

cuz god knows that its alot harder for a guy to approach a girl

laugh

marky84's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:12 PM
laugh

y not?laugh

bgeorge's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:13 PM
again...noway laugh noway

ladyblack67's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:14 PM
um, 1) who would ask that, i might call the men with big needles and a big net, and 2)ummmm, who knows that???

marky84's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:14 PM
laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:16 PM
Favorite one is by a friend (twinkles).....(for a woman to say)

"You see that girl over there? She is to shy to ask for your number. You see my phone is broken and she'll need to call me in the morning."drinker

Unique88's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:16 PM
well i think its a cool pick up line.

MojoTojo's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:16 PM
My favorite line is: "I'll leave you alone if you go out with me."

The other one is to approach a woman who is giving me the hairy eye and say: "Well, I can already see you don't like me, but that's cool 'cuz you feel something and we can build from that."

ladyblack67's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:17 PM
hey, mark"y", tehe, do you want a duck"y" for x mas?

azrae1l's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:17 PM
i don't see womem going after "pick up lines". 1 line just isn't gonna make a girl say wow what a catch.

sabxisrad's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:18 PM

i heard this, well not heard, but got it from sumwhere a while ago

a smart guy knowz that the secret to getting a gurly is making them laugh(tho i myself like to make ppl laugh anyway)

going along that thinking that making a gurl laugh is half the battle, the best pickup line ever is THUS:

Exceuse me do u know how much a polar bear weighs?

no? well its enuff to break the ice, hi im mark!!!

laugh


i've heard that one before.. sorry i think it's lame.

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:18 PM
*note to self,remember the polar bear line*


laugh laugh laugh laugh

marky84's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:21 PM

hey, mark"y", tehe, do you want a duck"y" for x mas?



id luvv a ducky happy

but not a lame duck!!!

(bush)

laugh

QUACK!

marky84's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:21 PM

well i think its a cool pick up line.


tankyz happy flowerforyou

marky84's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:22 PM

Favorite one is by a friend (twinkles).....(for a woman to say)

"You see that girl over there? She is to shy to ask for your number. You see my phone is broken and she'll need to call me in the morning."drinker


laugh

i like that 1. i wish id get picked up, or used to wish :smile:


marky84's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:23 PM

i don't see womem going after "pick up lines". 1 line just isn't gonna make a girl say wow what a catch.


i agree in principle, but really the first word out of a guys mouth will be interpreted as a pickup line anyway, so wats ta lose? :wink:

hepkema's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:23 PM
Haha, I just tried that out on the first girl that I saw outside my apt. DIDN'T WORK. In fact that less than worked

Previous 1