Mikebert4


Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Fri 01/29/10 04:20 AM Topic: Morning all, new guy from Taunton, England Edited by Mikebert4 on Fri 01/29/10 04:21 AM
run for your life dude, once you start posting, you never leave you dont find women sat on your computer all night grab a big bag, some rope and some duct tape. and go find a woman Ahh, but I never seem to be able to keep 'em. Only so many bricked-up rooms in my flat y'know :p can you bring my str8 jacket aswell

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 06:47 PM Topic: on a serious note
then id just be giving up the snow for tornados , floods, hurricanes, or earth quakes...every area has its own issues Come to England! We've got all types of (mild) weather! Rain, Drizzle, Sleet, Mist, Damp, Overcast - you name it!

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 06:43 PM Topic: When you die what do you want your tombstone to say?
I wont have a tombstone because I wish to be cremated, I don't want a funeral, I want a party! And my ashes shall be spread in a place I have always loved. You, sir, win.

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 06:19 PM Topic: T's Randomness Room - part 2 Edited by Mikebert4 on Thu 01/28/10 06:19 PM
Well, my dear randomers, Mikey needs to head to bed. I'll no doubt catch you all tomorrow eve :p byeeeee

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 06:14 PM Topic: I'll Be Honest, Will You?
Hey, this looks like fun. Testing and Masochistic fun, but fun nonetheless! Here goes: I'm surprisingly egotistical I'm happiest talking about me, myself and I I'm Stubborn I'm incredibly opinionated I'll argue for he sake of the debate - even if I actually agree with you I love cuddling I'll be nice to anyone, even ********, to the point of obscenity I never think to call my family or friends I idolise my Father, even though he's clearly deeply flawed I used to despise my Mother, now I admire her more than any I'm good with small kids I used to be into heavy/death/speed/power/black metal - now I'll listen to anything I smoke when I'm drunk I -hate- religion, faith, alternative medicine, or anything supposedly supernatural Since I learnt to read the longest I've been without a 'current' book has been three days. It drove me mad.

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 06:07 PM Topic: When you die what do you want your tombstone to say?
"Next time, check the sell-by date, would you?"

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 06:01 PM Topic: Would anyone cosider~~~
im only 21 ok but surely you kno a personality means more than looks right, if you have one guy that says yes straight away and one that wants to get to know you before asking you out on a date which do you think is gunna last longer Hey, and I'm only 22 but this girl is talking sense. From everything I've seen the most effective thing to do it get chatting to people - and by far and away the hardest thing to do is have the patience to find the right person for you. I'd quote more cliché if I could find any :tounge: M

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:52 PM Topic: T's Randomness Room - part 2
That hang out on my thread... or the rest of the site? Why on your thread of course! Though anybody that hangs out under the banner of 'random' is top-banana in my book so I'm not too worried Good peeps on my thread! Some of the best on the site (I might not be completely impartial though! ) Okay... i'm outtie... gotta read kido a book and get to bed!

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:51 PM Topic: When you die what do you want your tombstone to say?
My favourite was on Spike Milligan's stone: "I told them I was sick!" Though on mine I'd have a single line of text - really, really, really tiny - so that you'd have to lean in real close to make it out... What would it say? ... "You're standing on my balls"

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:47 PM Topic: T's Randomness Room - part 2
That hang out on my thread... or the rest of the site? Why on your thread of course! Though anybody that hangs out under the banner of 'random' is top-banana in my book so I'm not too worried

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:44 PM Topic: on a serious note
i drive a 330 mile fed ex route 5 days a week on some of the worst roads in michigan...the weather is seriously foul. couldnt see 2 feet in front of my windshield today...its gonna be the same tomarrow..but people need their mail....so if i should crash and die here are a few words.. a tout le monde (to all the world) a tout mes amis (to all my friends) je vous aime (i love you all) je dois partir (i must leave) im crossing my fingers though....lol Hey, good luck out there! Keep away from idiots in 4x4's who think they can just drive normally because they have a big car. I'll stick to my wittle front-wheel drive rollerskate methinks :)

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:41 PM Topic: T's Randomness Room - part 2
No prob! Oh! If you haven't introduced yourself in the new member area yet... be sure to do that too! Oh I've got meself introduced over that way, aye What about the rest of this lot? Anything I ought to know?! (Go easy, I'm only a wickle Englishman! )

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:38 PM Topic: T's Randomness Room - part 2 Edited by Mikebert4 on Thu 01/28/10 05:38 PM
Nunight Miss, thanks for my introduction :)

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:35 PM Topic: T's Randomness Room - part 2
There is a newbie on the site. I am totally adopting him! He is too cute! You conspiring lot, you! Well, I'm assuming you mean Me :p (astronomical ego notwithstanding) waves

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:31 PM Topic: Meet Real Guys!
Sir Loo-Roll Even funnier! Sir LR Ladies and Gentlemen! Announcing Sir LR and Lady Holder! I can see it now, they'd really soak up society's interest in a flush cough I mean ..flash

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:25 PM Topic: Meet Real Guys!
Well I was laughing because TP = toilet paper facepalm Always the obvious that I miss :p I wish I could claim being English meant that we called it loo-roll or something... oh well

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:18 PM Topic: Meet Real Guys!
Hmm, this makes we want to be knighted... Putting 'Sir' before anything makes it instantly both awesome -and- funny. What's up with that?! Sir Mike. flex I like it :)

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:14 PM Topic: Meet Real Guys! Edited by Mikebert4 on Thu 01/28/10 05:15 PM
Sir TP Sorry But I can't stop laughing! Hey, don't apologise! Heck, I'll laugh with you on that'un ...edit... and now my screen is filled with rolling smilies

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 05:08 PM Topic: I may be showing my age here...
I'm not sure - I'm with you on the paper-invites, I'm a rather staunch conservative when it comes to manners (yes, I will even stand up when a lady joins or leaves the table - I can't help it). Paper Invites for me are a must. However, In this day and age, with Facebook and Twitter and all this instant communication going on even writing an e-mail is 'extra effort' - just look at the 'Match me' system on here, who doesn't just click that rather than write and send an e-mail every so often? I'd say let her know that invites to family go out via snail-mail, but I wouldn't chastise her for her transgressions, she probably has no idea that the etiquette even exists. Just my two pence (or cents, I guess :p)

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Thu 01/28/10 04:59 PM Topic: Meet Real Guys! Edited by Mikebert4 on Thu 01/28/10 04:59 PM
Oh okay... no worries. Don't know T.P. but oh well. Oh you should, a better read you'll not find! He was knighted last year so technically it's Sir T.P. I guess. His books span everything - from crime and thrillers, through comedy and satire, and right on to romantic novels. I picked up my first TP novel when I was knee high to a duck and I've never even come close to tiring of him :) hem.. I'll stop being such a hopeless fanboy now?

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