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Tue 03/14/17 10:38 PM
All right you men asked for it....pitchfork

Remember this rule it is the rule to live by.

Women always have something to say, your usually the cause.

RULE # 1 The woman is ALWAYS right

RULE # 2 If not it's because something the man DID wrong

RULE # 3 If in DOUBT refer to RULE # 1

Word to live by happy wife happy life

rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 03/13/17 10:48 PM
I love Kenyan coffee beans fresh ground. Nothing like it in the world!!drinker

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Mon 03/13/17 10:45 PM

why women love sex with young boy

Young boys love exploring caves and spending hours in their secret fort.
If a young boy falls off their bicycle they just get back on and keep trying, over and over and over again until they can do wheelies and jump curbs.
Young boys are more fascinated by toys, rather than emasculated.
Young boys work for goldfish and juice.
Young boys get an allowance. That's like having a job.

...I feel compelled to note I am speculating, not speaking from experience.

I found this funny:
So as a woman you got a choice;
- parts that work as intended and a man that is willing to go the extra mile for himself.
OR
- a mature man who knows how to give you what you need and is willing to give it too. He'll go the extra mile for you and will love it!

Among other options you forgot the additional choice of:
- parts that work as intended and a man that is willing to go the extra mile for himself rather than think he's going the extra mile for you by stopping every 3 seconds and asking things like "is that okay? am I doing it right? does that feel good? how am I doing? you okay? did I hurt you? does that hurt? am I too heavy? are you sure I'm not too heavy? you want to try a different position? what else do you like? how about that? how about now? Are you sure? really? really? are you really sure that's okay?" and then afterwards "was that okay? was I big enough for you? was it good for you? are you good? did you enjoy it? how was I? did you have an orgasm? how many? what are some pointers for next time?" All for the sake to "go the extra mile for you."


This is the freaking funniest response I have ever heard but probably
the truthrofl rofl rofl rofl :thumbsup: NAILED IT

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Mon 03/13/17 10:39 PM
WOW so many answers not what I expected...blushing lol

Tom love your euphemisms and statistics:thumbsup:


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Mon 03/13/17 10:22 PM

why woman so talkative .

Women are inherently more insecure than men.
It's part of the natural development of social bonding.
Women learn to speak before men do.
The more vocal the baby, the more attention from the parents.
The more attention from the parents, the more information provided.
The more information and feedback provided, the deeper and more complex and stronger the relationship.
Relationships are necessary to overcome natural insecurities.

It's part of the biological process in the brain.
The brains of women produce more chemicals associated with relationship development.

This leads to "side effects" like being more "talkative."





What a load of B.S. We are preparing to chew your a@$ out LOLlaugh

No seriously we are the nurturing type. Therefore it is our nature to talk
more. We nurture our children, husbands etc. That's it Nurture over Nature
(men's ability to GRUNT & GROWLrofl rofl rofl )

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Mon 03/13/17 08:49 AM



Picks up the phone and renews his gym membership...lol...
Too funny the op..don't want to nitpick....roflmao.... don't want to look at half naked men...lol...:wink:..:wink:.. :wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::blush::grinning::grin::joy::smiley::smile::sweat_smile::laughing:


I guess I was raised proper. My great grandmother raised me
she always taught me modest is best leave something for the
imagination. A man should never appear at dinner table or
otherwise half naked. Whatever happened "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY"


You like leaving it to the imagination.. then, here ya go, check me out.. but I do have great font.


Awesome FONT left me wanting more... Great imagination:thumbsup: That's the way to go!

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Mon 03/13/17 08:43 AM
This is probably the best explanation. I am going to get but it does
make sense. Erotic or arousal intriguing...

I just did not understand the concept. But it makes sense:thumbsup:

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Mon 03/13/17 08:38 AM
I agree got the popcorn going to sit this one out & enjoy the show!
Not going to touch this one with a ten foot pole LOLlaugh

But I hear where your coming fromfrustrated

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Mon 03/13/17 08:19 AM
I hope this is not inappropriate...... BUT
I also hope doesn't get DELETED?!

Can anyone explain to me, now I am a little behind and
somewhat TECH challenged. What is the premise or purpose
of phone & cyber sex.

I would think you would fall off the phone or break the computer
LOL....

Does it not negate the true feeling & meaning of intimacy.

Again hope subject not taboo, or inappropriate.
I apologize in advance if it is. But just don't understand it.

Please keep responses funny but appropriate..

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Sun 03/12/17 11:05 PM
I'm not conceited I'm confident. GIRLS remember this men are like buses
wait 5 minutes another one will be along shortly.

Everyone has someone for them somewhere so enjoy the search.....

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Sun 03/12/17 11:03 PM

I've just excepted that I'm not very attractive, I'm not very charismatic and I don't have a lot of money.

Basically I'm screwed and not in a good way.


I'm sorry you feel that way!!:cry: I'm sad for you. I found your conversations amusing to say the least. As for your appearance never saw your
face. Money can't but love or happiness.

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Sun 03/12/17 12:46 PM

Picks up the phone and renews his gym membership...lol...
Too funny the op..don't want to nitpick....roflmao.... don't want to look at half naked men...lol...:wink:..:wink:.. :wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::wink::blush::grinning::grin::joy::smiley::smile::sweat_smile::laughing:


I guess I was raised proper. My great grandmother raised me
she always taught me modest is best leave something for the
imagination. A man should never appear at dinner table or
otherwise half naked. Whatever happened "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY"

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Sun 03/12/17 12:08 PM

I prefer bourbon. laugh


I like bourbon & Tequila too!! Boy if we are that difficult why bother
it seems like too much work. Maybe that's why we are all single laugh Happy hunting fellasrofl

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Sun 03/12/17 12:02 PM
Ok I don't want to nit pic but....

Why do people choose to take a picture with no shirt on?!!
I don't want to see naked guys! Are you proud of your
physical appearance or what?

Or while on this subject I don't like pictures of your bathroom
what rofl

Ok I'm sure I'll get some flack over this...

But borrow a phone that will do the flip thing and take a
pic. My profile is me off work taking my hair out of bun no
make up smiling.....

SAY cheese!!

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Sun 03/12/17 09:18 AM
I see your in LA good luck it's a jungle out there literally. I read
your profile hang in there your a good one I can tell!!

She will be along soon. When she gets to you ask her what took her so long!!

AAGH why are the good ones in California. That place is like Disneyland!!

Good luck:wink:

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Sun 03/12/17 08:49 AM
Well....

I read profiles new to this whole dating web thing but the folks who don't bother to put on a shirt or take pictures in bathroom not so much
just skip these over. I don't give a second thought about the ones to lazy to write anything on profiles period.

Some folks are just looking for a "booty call" should just put that in the profile they post. But if you don't take the time to read mine. You are not serious.

There are many factors to finding someone. I don't do long distance. I am not interested in spending half my time in car. I have a farm teenager and work a regular job. So many factors here to consider.

REAL people are on here serious. There are a lot of hook ups
so be careful and goodluck.

I have not been catfished yet :wink: knock on wood!!

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Sat 03/11/17 12:06 AM
Yes mainly in salads at higher end restaurants.

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Sat 03/11/17 12:04 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl
lmao

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Fri 03/10/17 11:52 PM
Oh sweetie NO NO !! That is not Beef Wellington.

Here is a basic easy recipe... Bless your heart

Ingredients:

2 1/2 lbs beef tenderloin 2 tablespoons butter softened
2 tablespoons butter Salt/pepper to taste
2 tablespoons butter 1 pkg frozen puff pastry
1 onion chopped 1 egg beaten
2 tablespoons red wine 1/2 cup sliced fresh mushrooms
2 ounces liver pate 1 can of beef broth

Preheat oven 425 place beef in small baking dish smeared with softened
butter bake 10 min. Remove from pan reserve juices. Cool completely.
Melt 2Tbs butter in skillet cook onions mushrooms apx 5 min. Cool completely. Mix pate with 2 tbl softened butter season with S&P to taste spread over beef top with mushrooms and onions. Roll out pastry dough place beef in center of dough fold make sure seams are tight. Place in baking dish cut slits in dough brush with egg mixture. bake 450 for 10 minutes. reduce oven to 425 bake additional 10-12 minutes
just until golden brown. you want the center to be slightly pink.
Set aside. Pour reserve juice with beef stock and wine heat in small
sauce pan boiling until reduced. strain serve with beef.

simple easy to make enjoy!!:thumbsup: winking

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Fri 03/10/17 11:20 PM
Ilove use buttermilk less baking powder for all purpose prefer bread flour add baking soda.