nope, wont work!!! both need to move on and leave the past in the past.

can you 2 meet half way? you shouldnt have to go to him (know what i mean?)

welcome & have fun

well good luck and dont let her see you sweat!!

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"the one" is a myth. it a f%&ken joke.

i think i honestly would be a stripper but im not stripper material. age, and gravity kind of does something wierd to the body (carrying kids too) but the san fernando valley is the porn capital of the world. thats where most of it is filmed.

porn did someone say porn? love the porn

hi jaydizzle how are you and (oopps i forgot her name) the one you met on here that you got pretty hot and heavy with?

for Morena and her family, a whole lot of love to you at this time and that your son has a speedy recovery.

p.s. please tell him not to retaliate. its not worth it. he'll be ok and he'll get past this. him and his friends just need to stay cool. i live in Los Angeles, this is a way of life here. sad but true.

goodnight

eaglewoods, your picture gets me dizzy or am i just buzzed?

ummm the ER

yeah what is SMU & TMU??? southern schools???

man, if i met someone, i would never diss you guys. you are the best!!!

FIGHT ON!!!!

USC BABY!!!!!

welcome and have fun

im not sure if it works (for me no) but you will meet down to earth & genuine people on here. good luck and have fun

cause he's just looking for tail. duh!!!