hey..are you partly reffering to me?
I added you to my friends without talking to you first.

very nice

anxious (sp?)
idk why

well i wanted to go see a movie but i dont want to go alone so i guess im just gonna stay home :(

haha i heard that one before

Aww congrats!
Your so lucky to be having a baby!

I would never be able to make the first move. Too shy I guess.

nice person

Aww im sorry, I know how you feel
Hope you feel better soon!

I would. To me I dont care what he looks like he just has to be nice and loving with a good personality.

Oh I got him back alright

Oh gypsy that kinda reminded me of somthing! Like 2 years ago when my litte brother was like 8 he had gotten into my bathroom cabnit and got out my tampons and he asked me why I had these?? I have no idea how, but he thought a girl wears them to keep from getting pregnant so he thought I had them put away to hide from my parents so when I wasnt around he took them to my DAD!
Omg I have never been so humiliated in my life.

I want a guy who is sweet, nice, like cuddling,likes me the way I am.

Oh and somewhat good looking would be nice but not a must since im not the greatest looking either.

Nice smile

Well not my child or granchild but my cousin asked me what sex was, then my other cousin asked me were the baby comes out of
Told both of them to ask their parents.

very pretty

Oh cool what area?

A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-


“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kid and are extremely good looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it.
She said . You wear pants don't you?


He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.


He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere"
Written just below it " I do not"


Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.


Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.


Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.


Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.


Q How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.


Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A.. A widow.


Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.


Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.


Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

HOW WAS I BORN?

The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I
born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male