What is the atrangest or most embarassing question your child or grandchild has asked you???


My 7 y/o granddaughter just asked me what a dildo was.


(She is watching the movie Soroity Boys - one of her favorites and one of her older girlfriends informed her that is the name of the "things" they were shooting through the window of the sorotiy house.)

Well not my child or granchild but my cousin asked me what sex was, then my other cousin asked me were the baby comes out of
Told both of them to ask their parents.

Yeah, my daughter had told Maddy the truth already, but had her call me to "set me up." Does stuff like this all the time. I told her it was something that her mom hits her dad over the head with. Maddy was laughing so hard on the phone her mom said she had tears streaming down her cheeks.

I pull the ask your mom one too, works every time. But will tell her the truth also.

Well my childern and I have a open forum to talk about anything and we do.


I have costudy of my daughters so, one about 12:30 at night my oldest comes to me and says, "We need to go to the store" I'm like, " no we don't." shes like, "Yeah we do" "No We don't I say in my firm dady voice. She looks at me and say in very worried voice and says, "YES WE DO" I then get it and we go.

It would help to know that my daughter had just turned 15

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ok when my son was about 9 or 10 he opened up my purse and found the "coveted" tampon. Anyways, he says...."You have a tampon!!! yaaaaaaay I want it!!! Im like.......uhhhhh wtf you mean you want m
y tampon??? so we are doing the tugowar on this thing and he says he wants it because his friends told him it was "candy".

Hmmmm I then had to explain what it was for etc.....

This was his face afterwards....

He never wanted a tampon again!!!!

oh ..noooooooooooooo scarred for life !! lol ...
I have been lucky so far and my kids have not embaressed me yet ..I guess i handle that very well on my own though ...ha ha

lol scarring him for life is my duty as a good parent!!!

Don't worry, I will pay for his therapy later!!!

Thanks for the laught everyone i needed it badly... thank god my kids havint hit that age yet lol!!

Ive allowed mine to live to almost 15.....

His vocabulary is now iono hmmmm? hmmmph hmmhmmm hmhm hm i gotta take a crap hmmm hmmm hm im starving!!!

Oh gypsy that kinda reminded me of somthing! Like 2 years ago when my litte brother was like 8 he had gotten into my bathroom cabnit and got out my tampons and he asked me why I had these?? I have no idea how, but he thought a girl wears them to keep from getting pregnant so he thought I had them put away to hide from my parents so when I wasnt around he took them to my DAD!
Omg I have never been so humiliated in my life.

this is when you killed your lil bro right???? for being a snitch?????

Oh I got him back alright

My son asked me what it was like living with the dinosaurs.

KIDS!!!!!!
PMS

My granddaughter has already asked where babies came from - was about 5-6 - I told her to ask her mom, was fun to watch her squirm. She actually made it through it.

And this from the girl who was driving at 18 when the brakes went out on the car and told her girlfriend to open the door and they both put their foot out to try to slow the car down.

I asked if she knew what an "emergency brake" was - she said "oh, is that what that is for?" Good grief.

DISCLAIMER: No I am not genetically related to that girl, I found her in a pumpkin patch - true story - she was born on Halloween.

marie!!!!! Did you let her watch the "Flinstones" by chance????

Maybe that is where she got the idea. Swear her girlfriend at the time had to leave a trail of popcorn to find her way home at night, geeesssshhhh.

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!