HOW WAS I BORN?

The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I
born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male

makes you think twice about the cyber girls now don't it.