Topic: sex poem
celticricket's photo
Fri 06/29/07 03:07 PM
I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!! ITS BEING PASSED AROUND ON MYSPACE.


Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
and give me an hour

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style
and 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone
likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

roses are nice
violets are fine
ill be the six
if you be the nine


coco56's photo
Fri 06/29/07 03:09 PM
good poem lol laugh

DEALWITHIT's photo
Fri 06/29/07 03:11 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ehxsnohs's photo
Fri 06/29/07 03:13 PM
haha i heard that one before laugh

eaglewoods's photo
Fri 06/29/07 03:19 PM
ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yea drinker

LAURA19's photo
Fri 06/29/07 03:32 PM
hey laura 18 very cool poem about sex rock on girl byee

uk1971's photo
Fri 06/29/07 03:47 PM
I love you in your morning dress
I love you in your nightie
but when the moonlight flits
across yout tits
Oh help me God almighty.devil bigsmile glasses

AlaskanMadman's photo
Fri 06/29/07 04:09 PM
My head is hard and my shaft so long
my balls are tight my **** so strong
Your *****s so wet it smells delight
so I eat and **** you thru the night

In the morning as I begin to awake
I am so dam hard for goodness sake
I see you naked and looking so fine
I eat you awake and blow your mind

As you scream the pleasure so great
I plunge deep in you I can not wait
it feels so good I just can't stop
you are so excited I let you on top

So now I want to have you for lunch
cause I like to do it a whole bunch
and you my lady are so happy still
finaly you are now getting you fill

celticricket's photo
Fri 06/29/07 04:16 PM
madman laugh laugh laugh

AlaskanMadman's photo
Fri 06/29/07 04:40 PM
I am a poet and I can't help it I just love is too much. Hey is there any thing out there to keep it down. I don't need some thing to get it up I need to keep it down. Yes I wrote that but they blanked out some of my words!

AlaskanMadman's photo
Fri 06/29/07 04:42 PM
I am girl crazy and have been since 6 or 7 years old. I can not get close enough and can never have my fill, almost to a fault. My passion is a bomb fire and my desire runs as deep as my soul. I quiver at the touch of a woman and become drunk in her embrace. I am nearly dangerous except I have not and can not harm a hair on a womans head as she is sacred before me. You have been warned, so how may I help you.

music_man's photo
Fri 06/29/07 04:58 PM
Nice