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Polish Sausage
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A guy asks:
'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?' The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?' The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something: If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?' The clerk says, 'Well, no!' 'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?' 'Well, I probably wouldn't!' With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?' The clerk replies, 'Because you're at Home Depot.' |
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Topic:
You
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Some one turn the A/c up.. it's gettin' warm in here!!!
 
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Topic:
Tomato is short for Pizza
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You do little to play with them words!!!
Good one my friend!! 
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I have an idea!! If your state has the death penalty......... USE IT!!!!!!!!!
Quie wasting our tax dollars!!
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Untitled
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 nice one!
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Topic:
High and Low
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 well done!
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Topic:
“Lost In Time”
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Sounds like someone needs a vacation!!
 
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Strength
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well done, nice flow!
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Topic:
No Love Song for My Heart
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good write!
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Topic:
The Gift
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yes
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YES INDEED, GOOD WRITE MY FRIEND!!
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Topic:
Retort
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And though I stand now, without protection. If the Lord stands beside you, you have all the prtection you need!!
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Topic:
Mrs. McNeil
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Well done!!
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You LIGHT/DAWN is showing through angel!!
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Topic:
Three questions
Edited by
Unknow
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Tue 08/12/08 01:15 PM
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Baseball, cowboy or fedoras; Why do men take pictures with hats? COWBOY HAT.. CAUSE I LOOK DAM GOOD IN IT!!
Convertibles and four-door-as; Why do men take pictures with cars? AINT GOT A PICTURE WITH A CAR, BUT I DO HAVE ONE RIDIN' A BULL..
Sure, I'm a woman from Venus; Why do men have to be from Mars? HUMMM??? DON'T HAVE A CLUE..
  
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Topic:
Our Ms Teddy needs us
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Prayers are needed for one of our Loved Ones Please follow the link,, Send Our Ms Teddy your good thoughts, strength and love She holds us in out time of need its time for us to hold her Love & Light,,, Strength ((((( Ms Teddy ))))) 
http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/155285 Thoughts and prays for you ((Ms Teddy))!!
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Thinking Out Loud
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nice write!
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Saw a Penny
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Well done!!
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Prayer request please...
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My prays and love go out to you (((Ms Teddy))..
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Topic:
Resolve
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The price, it seems, Is my obeying God's law. This line says it all...
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