Topic:
what are my chances
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OMG!!!!you look just like me,
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Topic:
New to Mingle2
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you're looking good
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Edited by
funnydude
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Wed 07/08/09 08:32 AM
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And she wonders why she's not married, somebody out there's missed their chance of a future ex-wife
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Topic:
am i cute or not?
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almost as cute as me
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Topic:
The Knob
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Topic:
If you were president
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I'd fire all the polititians and look for some honest people!!!!!!!! |
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she'll run for vice-president some day Perhaps, like our current VP, she'll tell somebody in a wheelchair to "stand up!" |
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Topic:
Best Blonde Joke Ever
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sounds like my ex
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Topic:
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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if you call pants a pair of pants,why don't we call a bra a pair of bras
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Topic:
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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why do you park in a drive,and drive in a park
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she'll run for vice-president some day
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Topic:
Gay Stupidity
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being gay must be a pain in the a$$
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Topic:
Oklahoma wife
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sounds like bad case of P.M.S.
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Topic:
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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Topic:
Favorite Pickup Lines?
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I dunno, but i think the ultimate pickup line ive heard which WORKED was... I WOULD STICK MY TONGUE SO FAR UP YOUR *** YOU WOULD QUIVER FOR HOURS, AND THEN I WOULD JUST FEED YOU FRUIT, AND WHIPPED CREAM, AND THEN **** YOU SO HARD I PUT YOU TO SLEEP. I dunno, but it worked when someone said it to me. |
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Topic:
Favorite Pickup Lines?
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My brother tried this one in Fort Worth and the girl had the last laugh,he said"Babe,I'll love to get in your pants."she said "Go ahead there's one a$$hole in there already"
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Topic:
Bumper Stickers
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"The only poeple that support abortion have already been born"
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Take you time and take easy,good luck
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Topic:
Curious to get some opinions
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I'd hit it |
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