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| Topic: How many women with PMS does it take | |
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to change a lightbulb????
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this ****'n house knows HOW to change a ****'n light bulb! They don't even know that the ****'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE ****'n DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME ****'N CABINET for the past 17 ****'N YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the ****'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME ****'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F*CKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE ****'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ****'N HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE ****'N TOILET PAPER !! I'm sorry. What was the question? |
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Had I been able to duplicate the font size changes throughout the whole thing...it would have been a lot funnier. LOL
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It was great,I really enjoyed it.
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That was funny, and soooo true! |
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Edited by
robert1652
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Sat 07/04/09 11:05 PM
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Had I been able to duplicate the font size changes throughout the whole thing...it would have been a lot funnier. LOL |
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ah mazing...
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Had I been able to duplicate the font size changes throughout the whole thing...it would have been a lot funnier. LOL Yeah yeah. I was too damn lazy to do it. So sue me. |
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Everyone thinks these PMS/menopause jokes are funny, when you really live with a woman who is like that, it ain't funny at all.
But it is TRUE |
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Dude. I lived with an unmedicated Bi Polar woman.
PMS is nothing compared to that. |
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Dude. I lived with an unmedicated Bi Polar woman. PMS is nothing compared to that. Dated one or two, you're right about that. |
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Dude. I lived with an unmedicated Bi Polar woman. PMS is nothing compared to that. |
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Everyone thinks these PMS/menopause jokes are funny, when you really live with a woman who is like that, it ain't funny at all. But it is TRUE If only men could go through it just once in life. Having hormones take over your whole body and mind for ten days out of the month. There would be a whole nuther school of thought about it after that. It sucks being mad and not knowing why or being depressed and not knowing why. Body doing all kinds of painful and annoying things that you can't stop or fix. It really sucks. |
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