Topic: How many women with PMS does it take
JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 07/04/09 10:08 PM
to change a lightbulb????




Woman's Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this ****'n house knows HOW to change a ****'n light bulb!

They don't even know that the ****'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE ****'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME ****'N CABINET for the past 17 ****'N YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the ****'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME ****'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F*CKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE ****'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ****'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE ****'N TOILET PAPER !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?

no photo
Sat 07/04/09 10:11 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 07/04/09 10:16 PM
Had I been able to duplicate the font size changes throughout the whole thing...it would have been a lot funnier. LOL

no photo
Sat 07/04/09 10:27 PM
It was great,I really enjoyed it.drinker

no photo
Sat 07/04/09 10:59 PM
drinks :banana: drinks laugh laugh laugh laugh

njmom05's photo
Sat 07/04/09 11:00 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
That was funny, and soooo true!

robert1652's photo
Sat 07/04/09 11:01 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Sat 07/04/09 11:05 PM

Had I been able to duplicate the font size changes throughout the whole thing...it would have been a lot funnier. LOL

no photo
Sun 07/05/09 12:17 AM
ah mazing...drinker laugh

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 07/05/09 01:18 AM


Had I been able to duplicate the font size changes throughout the whole thing...it would have been a lot funnier. LOL



Yeah yeah. I was too damn lazy to do it.

So sue me.

funnydude's photo
Sun 07/05/09 01:43 AM
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

michiganman3's photo
Sun 07/05/09 04:36 AM
Everyone thinks these PMS/menopause jokes are funny, when you really live with a woman who is like that, it ain't funny at all.


But it is TRUE

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 07/05/09 06:52 AM
Dude. I lived with an unmedicated Bi Polar woman.

PMS is nothing compared to that.

michiganman3's photo
Sun 07/05/09 10:22 AM

Dude. I lived with an unmedicated Bi Polar woman.

PMS is nothing compared to that.


Dated one or two, you're right about that.

robert1652's photo
Mon 07/06/09 12:14 PM

Dude. I lived with an unmedicated Bi Polar woman.

PMS is nothing compared to that.
Apparently so and is it may be contagious?

Dragoness's photo
Mon 07/06/09 12:32 PM

Everyone thinks these PMS/menopause jokes are funny, when you really live with a woman who is like that, it ain't funny at all.


But it is TRUE


If only men could go through it just once in life. Having hormones take over your whole body and mind for ten days out of the month. There would be a whole nuther school of thought about it after that.

It sucks being mad and not knowing why or being depressed and not knowing why. Body doing all kinds of painful and annoying things that you can't stop or fix.

It really sucks.