What is the funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?

A few of mine are:

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-laws face on the back of a milk carton

Do NOT Beat Your Children~ They have guns today

Love your Children today~ They will pick your Nursing Home tomorrow

If you can read this you are too f'ing close

BACK OFF! THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE UP MY ASS IS MY G-STRING!

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my Ass

Dyslexics are teople poo.

Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?

Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

So many cats, so few recipes.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

And finally:

Preserve Nature; Pickle a squirrel

Oh, forgot to put one of the funniest....

"VOTE FOR CLINTON AND HER HUSBAND, TOO", back in the 90's obviously.

I like "What would scooby doo"

I saw one in a smoke shop in spokane

If women didn't swim any more what would the fish smell like

Grose but funny as hell

The strangest stickers I have seen other than some of those are;

"Arms - Are for Hugging"
&
"Mad as a Box of Frogs"

Maybe not as funny, I like them though

If you are close enough to read this, I could hit my brakes and sue you.

My turn signal is a warning not a suggestion. Move it or lose it.

Get in, hold on, and shut up.

my favorite is "How many bars can you get with that cellphone shoved up your a$$?"

I'm just one bad relationship away from owning 30+ cats.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

Don't believe everything you think

If we are not supposed to eat animals, how come they are made of meat

Some days it's just not worth gnawing though the straps

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves

Guns the ultimate feminine protection

I drive all over the country for my job and see bumper stickers all the time I have got many many more.

Curiosity was framed, stupidity killed the cat.

Life is painless for the brainless.

NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME, but not as much as I scare them.

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.

If at first you don't succeed... RELOAD!!

I saw one that I personally enjoyed but how do you explain to a 14 yr old daughter.


If you're going to ride my A**, at least pull my hair.

My other ride is your daughter

I put this one on my boss's car and he didn't notice it for two weeks," My other ride is Justin Timberlake" He still doesn't know who did it, until now

This car brakes for fairies, dragons, and other magickal creatures that only I can see.

My other ride is a broomstick

"Don't laugh,your daughter might be in here"

Back off im not that kinda car!!

How about "My kid beat up your honor student."

Saw a good one the other day.


I use to be f*@#ing stupid...but then we broke up.

My all time favorite is...


Why are people more vehemently opposed to fur than leather?

Because it's easier to pick on a bunch of old ladies, than a motorcycle gang.