I got this in my email today and I thought I would share. Don't condone violence of any sort though.

"An Oklahoma Wife"

Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from California. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from New York. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Oklahoma. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Oklahoma girl put her foot down!

sounds like bad case of P.M.S.

Did he still have to get the ice pack on his groin for a few more days???

Or a good case of TNS!

Born and raised there You got to love those Okie women.