Yeah, well I put together my ikea furniture when I moved into my apartment.

so there!

to be fair, it is a nice salad bowl.

i do unfortunately have one, and i only rarely feel guilty for it.

I was at another college football game, watching the Aztecs get pounded by TCU.

But it was still awesome.

it's actually pretty easy.

that is, if you have a really small screwdriver and the patience to get past the glue on the bottom cover.

I'm being serious! It's a six and half hour drive from Irvine to Santa Rosa if you miss most of the Bay Area and LA county traffic.

I know this because I've made the drive quite often, since I spend six months of the year (or more) near Santa Rosa, and the rest of the year in SoCal (where all the cool people live). Of course, that's not necessarily an accurate depiction of my life, since in reality I spend more time inside my head than anywhere else. It's quite cozy in there. Lots of empty space though.

who needs friends when you have a dog?

oh you crazy kids.

also, last i checked, santa rosa is not an hour away from irvine.

Unless tremendous geological faults have opened up throughout Northern and Central California while I've been enjoying the Sandy Eggo sun.

I seem to have missed out on this thread, but still...

A little known fact about me is that, despite popular belief, I was indeed born on Earth. Not on Mars as some would expect.

the original Allman Brothers Band was the most talented group of musicians ever to set foot on the little rock we call Earth.

And Duane Allman was the best among them.

Although Led Zeppelin comes in at a distant second. Jimmy Page is my favorite guitarist (sorry Duane).

oh you guys and your dictionaries.

i always find contingency easiest to grasp by thinking about the opposite.

that is, what it means to be non-contingent.

never slept there sorry can't help

but mostly i'm just posting in this thread because sandy eggo is awesome

not nearly enough bradbury, vonnegut, or huxley in this thread

phail

normal girls are ****ing boring.

i want a girl whose idea of fun is spreading Crisco on the bottom of our shoes and sliding around the kitchen.

or something like that.

Well if you're a guy then you're probably best off posting a picture of me.

If you're a girl, then it doesn't really matter as long AS YOU SMILE IN AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR PICTURES.

don't make me cry

ah, good point.

I like to go to Mars to meet people.

Unfortunately I haven't been all that successful.

I do adore alliteration.

I can't hear any of you.