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It's Friday night
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I just came for the free champagne.
Then I'll bounce. |
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Congrats Grandma!
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So NOT Crushing...
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(((Calleigh))) well I'm home from work and didn't crush the whole way... 
Still in denial.
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Do you think I am hot?!
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Dude.
Why do people keep responding to a fake profile? 
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Scratch My Back...
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My back scratched is my favorite!
Not like that. Just laying on my stomach and letting her scratch my back. and run her fingers on my skin. O right there. thats the spot! |
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Chat/Party Lines
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Ok.
I'll ask. What the hell is a chat/party line? |
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Why do women..
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You must offend them with simple one liners.
And call them Baby. Or Honey. They like that. |
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Swine Flu
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P*ss Poor...
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P*ss Poor...
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In fifteen days I'm homeless. Too many motorcycle wrecks in one year. On the sixteenth day I'll turn 57. I think it's gonna be a freakin' adventure (at least I hope so). Stuff happens. I've had it all and now I won't have anything. "Made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away too fast" (Jimmy Buffett). I'll still be me and my God will still be God. Just gotta stock up on toilet paper - that's one thing I gotta have. Whatsup bro? I will give you a place to live. If you hook me up with one of your daughters. 
Totally playing man. Hope you don't take offense to that. I was leery to post it. But. They are angels, just georgeous. Good work by you bro. 
Thanks, man. Much appreciated humor, BTW. They are; they're great. It was an effort and they're Daddy's Girls, but the rewards are tremendous. Also, neither of them knows my dire straits. Ain't nothin' for a stepper! Good. Now if I can have your permission to ask the brunette to marry me, that would be great. She is phenomenal. Tell her to come back on this site. 
Tell you what: she's quite something. She only dates older men. She is a departmental supervisor at a prestigious national company; she just signed a modeling contract 3 weeks ago; she is going to try for American Idol when they come to Arkansas the next time; she can't find love 'cause no one looks deeper than her beauty. How can I introduce you two? She's a model? Makes sense. I'm assuming she doesnt need dad's help finding men.
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20 dates in 20 days
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Dating is pointless. Just grab one and lock her in your basement. She'll get used to it after a while. Dating is fun. Commitment is pointless! I agree. Well partly. Dating is a fun, adventurous part of life. Never know what could happen. There are funny stories from it - inspirational stories from it - It's fun. The commitment part. well whatever.
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The Look At Me thread
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so how bout this for tryin to get attention. i just sent 4 totally random ladies who lives within 20 miles of me a message.....ready for the i want attention part? it was subject: booooooo with booooooooooo in the body of the email. eh that should work huh?
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female rappers in G-strings
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P*ss Poor...
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In fifteen days I'm homeless. Too many motorcycle wrecks in one year. On the sixteenth day I'll turn 57. I think it's gonna be a freakin' adventure (at least I hope so). Stuff happens. I've had it all and now I won't have anything. "Made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away too fast" (Jimmy Buffett). I'll still be me and my God will still be God. Just gotta stock up on toilet paper - that's one thing I gotta have. Whatsup bro? I will give you a place to live. If you hook me up with one of your daughters.
Totally playing man. Hope you don't take offense to that. I was leery to post it. But. They are angels, just georgeous. Good work by you bro.
Thanks, man. Much appreciated humor, BTW. They are; they're great. It was an effort and they're Daddy's Girls, but the rewards are tremendous. Also, neither of them knows my dire straits. Ain't nothin' for a stepper! Good. Now if I can have your permission to ask the brunette to marry me, that would be great. She is phenomenal. Tell her to come back on this site.
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20 dates in 20 days
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Do they just bring up there X on their own?
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Not Crushing - part 2
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Dating younger
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OMG, he's purrrfect! 
Well, not as perfect as my Mingle Pretend husband though!  IV! 
That dude is better - I totally get it. I am not arrogant - I know it when I see it.
All marriages end in divorce these days. You need to leave me for that guy. Can I keep the flat screen Tv though?
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P*ss Poor...
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In fifteen days I'm homeless. Too many motorcycle wrecks in one year. On the sixteenth day I'll turn 57. I think it's gonna be a freakin' adventure (at least I hope so). Stuff happens. I've had it all and now I won't have anything. "Made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away too fast" (Jimmy Buffett). I'll still be me and my God will still be God. Just gotta stock up on toilet paper - that's one thing I gotta have. Whatsup bro? I will give you a place to live. If you hook me up with one of your daughters.
Totally playing man. Hope you don't take offense to that. I was leery to post it. But. They are angels, just georgeous. Good work by you bro.
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Damn right bro. They grow em right in Texas. 
Shes the real deal. That body is relentless.
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Dating younger
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