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Fri 09/18/09 07:37 PM
Moooooooooney Mooooooooooney Mooooooooooney Mooooooooooooney, MONEY!



Get the green.



You will find her at some point.

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Fri 09/18/09 07:35 PM

IV rofl rofl rofl rofl







Don't be embarressed.


But I had to let the world know.



You can't hide this kind of thing.


It's not healthy.


bigsmile

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Fri 09/18/09 07:34 PM
Grandma-



what are you doin this weekend?

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Fri 09/18/09 07:34 PM
what are you kitties up too tonite?

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Fri 09/18/09 07:33 PM
I would let you touch them.


You wouldn't be the first person that wanted to touch my boobs.



They are big. and not squishy.



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Fri 09/18/09 07:31 PM
Melody.


Joy.



Like little boy crushes. Not like O God this could happen crushes.


And the feeling is not mutual.


So it's very innocent.


If I marry one of them.


Won't be surprised.


But still.


It's innocent.





laugh laugh

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Fri 09/18/09 07:29 PM

Ahhh sooo scary 9 days! This is my tummy everytime I talk to him and think about him being here







What the hellll did you eat?

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Fri 09/18/09 07:28 PM
I DO WHAT I WANT!



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Fri 09/18/09 07:27 PM
Adlib.


Oh.



No. for reals homey. My balls are smooth- smooth as my game. Just smoooooooth. I like to touch them.



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Fri 09/18/09 07:25 PM
JOOOOOOOY To the World!


All The boys and girls!



Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea!


JOOOOOOOOY TO you and ME!





:banana:

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Fri 09/18/09 07:24 PM
Let me go back and read the script.


I don't remember what came next.




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Fri 09/18/09 07:23 PM
I have a crush on Melody. And Joy.



Wait.



Wrong thread.


O god.


I'm going to get yelled at.



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Fri 09/18/09 07:22 PM
Participate.



Ok.



Fine.



Let's see how this went.



Hey -



I shaved my nuts. No. For real. Now I have lotion on them.



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Fri 09/18/09 07:21 PM
Billy.


Want to be my friend.



Or do you want to just stare at my boobs?


Either way.


I'm cool with it.


Use me.

Abuse me.


I dont care.



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Fri 09/18/09 07:20 PM


Dude.

Why do people keep responding to a fake profile?







slaphead


are your boobs really that big?







Shift your focus to the mullet.


You will appreciate the picture more.


Don't be a perv. Perv.


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Fri 09/18/09 07:18 PM
Don't hate the playa. Hate the game.


Don't hate. Appreciate. Booooooooooooy!






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Fri 09/18/09 07:17 PM

rofl rofl rofl rofl

I am.. I'm secretly in love with you and hoping I can hug you and hold you and keep you forever...





You just dropped the L bomb.


Forget it.



SOOOOOOOOOOO Not Crushing. I'm back on the market.



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Fri 09/18/09 07:14 PM
laugh




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Fri 09/18/09 07:11 PM

ahhh there r his boobs again






If you would stop staring at the boobs.


And focus on the mullet.



You would find it humorous.


Perv.



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Fri 09/18/09 07:09 PM
This pub turned weird.

Shaved nuts.

Horse kaaaaacks.



Horse Kaaaack Dressing.




Thursday nights I will find my beer somewhere else.

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