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Topic: Swine Flu
Bellatattoos Joined Fri 01/09/09 Posts: 198	Fri 09/18/09 01:21 PM
So the other day maintenance knocked my door FOR THE MILLIONTH time. He wanted to come in and check my AC(no reason for him to do so)...he is a bit creepy, and EVERY TIME I leave out my house...no fail, he magically appears. So I said, "stay back I have the flu, SWINE FLU." Needless to say I haven't seen him since-lol.

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Boobella Joined Wed 09/02/09 Posts: 361	Fri 09/18/09 03:22 PM
That good one !!!

Bellatattoos Joined Fri 01/09/09 Posts: 198	Fri 09/18/09 04:12 PM
That good one !!! Thanks Boo"Beautiful", nice screen name... Bellatattoos

Bellatattoos Joined Fri 01/09/09 Posts: 198	Fri 09/18/09 04:13 PM
Glad to give ya guys a good chuckle

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Fri 09/18/09 04:18 PM
I just tell them I have several different STDs but I like your answer!!

IntriguingVictory Joined Sun 08/23/09 Posts: 2206	Fri 09/18/09 06:20 PM


TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76431	Fri 09/18/09 06:25 PM
Have to admit it is a good one will surely keep everyone away........... hummmm wonder if it will work all the time shshhsh I need some peace and quiet hehehehehehe

heartSoul Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 6038	Fri 09/18/09 09:22 PM
that'll do it...

Bellatattoos Joined Fri 01/09/09 Posts: 198	Fri 09/18/09 10:57 PM
Have to admit it is a good one will surely keep everyone away........... hummmm wonder if it will work all the time shshhsh I need some peace and quiet hehehehehehe I figure, as long as there is a pandemic, they will stay away. Eeeeeeck, it will probably go through the maintenance grapevine and I will be branded as Swine Flu Girl....it's a risk I am willing to take though -

daytime Joined Sat 04/25/09 Posts: 2735	Fri 09/18/09 11:25 PM
Great One!!! I have to remember this one in case I need to use it.

Jusy Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 320	Sat 09/19/09 12:26 AM
I was in line at Wal Mart. There was a man and his daughter in line behind me. His daughter sneezed, and the man said loudly, "Ohh man... I think you guys should let us to the front of the line! She's got all the signs of Swine Flu!" It didn't work, but his ingenuity did not go unnoticed.

Bellatattoos Joined Fri 01/09/09 Posts: 198	Sat 09/19/09 12:25 PM
I was in line at Wal Mart. There was a man and his daughter in line behind me. His daughter sneezed, and the man said loudly, "Ohh man... I think you guys should let us to the front of the line! She's got all the signs of Swine Flu!" It didn't work, but his ingenuity did not go unnoticed. I see I'm not the only one...

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