lmao...yeh, i know all about it.
i was standing in my kitchen making me a sandwhich when my mom walked in and said, "what are you doing?"
so as has been said they DO walk among us! lol

sweeeet!
thought it would cancel the whole thing.
the reason why is that i got tired of folks taking me the wrong way even
when i was straight foward with them.
i don't like blocking ne1 bcuz all has an opinion.
but when things get nasty its better to have a witness.
so whatever u got to say to me every1 else can see it too. haha
no more private chats!!! here neway.

those that knew me,
knew me well,
those that didn't...
oh well,
leaving makes my heart swell,
for dating on this site was hell,
but still i wish u all well,
and a very happy new year!
i've come and now i'm gone,
so...
so long.
MynDLash/dec.31,06'

This was just to good NOT to share!!!
>> I WAS ROLLIN!!!
>><http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS> That poor
>>judge!!
>>
>>
Texas Chili Contest
If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's
no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to
read
this slowly.

If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of
the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in
Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili
Cook-off
about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion
of a
parking lot at the San Antonio City Park.

Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was
visiting from Springfield, IL Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be
selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called
in
sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the
judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when
the
call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans)
that
the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I
could
have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You
could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to
put
the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are
crazy.


CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not
sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two
people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to
rush in
more beer when they saw the look on my face.


CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI...

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.

Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose
feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine
by
now. Get me more beer before I ignite. The barmaid pounded me on
the
back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting
shit-faced from all of the beer.


CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice.
Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for
fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was
unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally,
the
beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB
woman
is starting to look HOT... just like this nuclear waste I'm
eating! Is
chili an aphrodisiac?


CHILI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly
ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato.
Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my
forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four
people
behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I
told
her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue
from
bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder
if
I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other
judges
asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...

Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good
balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions,
and garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with
gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm
worried
it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand
behind me
except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my
ass
with a snow cone.


CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI...

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned
peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in
a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note
that I
am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress
as he
is cursing uncontrollably.

you could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin,
and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the
world
sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with
chili,
which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to
match
my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me.
I've
decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not
getting
any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the
4-inch hole in my stomach.


CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not
too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither
mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3
farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top
of
himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder
how
he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 - No Report

im with kb on that one. if indeed there is another holy war i don't
think many people would survive it and if they do it probally because
they don't believe in anything. lol
it would only be another egotistical war based on whos right and whos
wrong, that which we will never have the answer to because we even the
non believers are god children there is no difference in his eyes. when
will...? we see that.

left or right does it matter? if you all were to stand in a circle then
we'd all be on either side. so who is to say who is good and who is
evil? hmmm...We all have the conscious to say that we fit in on both
sides. for in one time or another we all have sinned.

i think that that man is a ego man-ni-ical maniac! he has no sense of
respect for anyone espeacially his own people. he said that if we don't
quit pressureing him then it calls for an act of war. how can he say
that when we and his fellow allies or what ever has told him to stop and
he's not done so! i say that he is the one pressuring us! on the other
hand none of us takes him seriously and that could turn out to be
something very very bad! cuz as i mentioned a while back in some other
forum while we're all away it is a perfect oppurtunity to be ambushed
and again in another forum i quoted the bible on matthew 24 saying that
the lighting will come out of the east even unto the west, think about
it because i believe that this man truly is striving to do just that.
this man would is crazy enough to do something like that! to me this man
looks like the next hilter!

You know, that happened to me too, i tried to go to a certain person's
profile and what not but i tjust keep booting me back to my own...funny
thing is that this dude still emails me from this site. Weird huh?

Hey to all of you thats been wondering where I've been! I've had alot of
things catch up with me and i just been going, going, lol, going!

HONEY...I love flowers, not only are they pretty, they smell good too! I
like flowers because they are a simple lil' gesture that ur thinking
about someone. any lil' thing like that...is so sweet and romantic. I
perfer the wild varity though. And besides you can keep them
forever...just take them dry em' and press em' it's that simple and I do
it all the time. They make good use for bookmarks. lol

hmmm, what is the difference between a celtic, a pagan and a wiccan?
not much that i have noticed except the art forms, what about you
scorpius? do u recite rituals and perform ceremonies or r u just
interested in the nature of the religion?

u know it is ironic, but then again it does make since too, if noone
knows what u look like then there is no need for envy or jealousy is
there. then there wouldn't be so much sexual harassment just becuz
someone looks hot, i look at it as a way of protecting their women,
afterall we are supposedly the sinful ones.

this is great! an open discussion about theory and beliefs which i think
we all needed to come out in the open with. god or no god, faith or no
faith, no, matter of fact the thought that he has let u down or the
actual "i lost faith, i have nothing else to dream for" i "think" to be
an understatment, those people that has said these things had let
themselves down, not god or faith, but, theirselves, they have given up!
only because things don't seem to go their way! back to takeing
responsiblity for our own actions huh, KB? it's always easier to blame
someone else and that's why, (don't know why)but, why we do it, without
cause or affliction. people has lost and forgotten many things in this
world. but, we don't need to forget ourselves! we r the only one's that
can truly change the way of things. that is why i believe in the bible,
same as animal said about the lessons to be learned from there in. these
things have been done before, and they are only as guidelines of how we
can better improve our situation. because if we don't then more than
likely it WILL happen again! things have a way of repeating itself. we
seen this come and go time and time again. life is a viscious circle, a
never un breaking line, if u were to read up on tarot, there is a card
called whell of fortune...this card symbolizes the movement of unisism
in life itself. "what goes around will come around" but it only works if
all the people work together and go with the flow. fighting and
disagreements only slows it down. get on the ball yall! and lets play
the game of life...it is only what we make it to be!

kule, hope it nothing bad though, i always seem to get gut feelings
right before or during certain things, i'd hear ringing in my ears(very,
very high pitched sounds), headaches, and sick-like feelings in my tummy
or at the back of my neck. usually they come for a reason. thats why i
say always trust ur instincts!
i've been pretty good at reading tarot too, been wanting to look more
into the divinty tools such as runes though, just wanting to exspand my
knowledge of them.

ooooh, bet that was kule, are they really such bad bears that they would
kill u on site or only if a cub is in danger, or would they run from u
being just as scared as u are? i don't know what it is about white
colored animals but, i think they are the most beautiful of all
creatures besides the birds of course! lol

huh? weird,

i use to not believe in ghost until one day long ago, i went to a
friend's granmother's house that was rumored to be huanted. well, my
friend, and my sister were outside jumping on the trampoline, and her
sister and i went inside to get changed into our bathing suits, they had
this picture up on the wall and where ever u moved the eyes would follow
u,(i know that's a trick of photography) no one else was there their
grandparents went to the store at this time, all the doors(heavy) was
shut, and no wind was blowing, and just as we pulled down our pants the
door slamed open! i freaked out! but, thought maybe it was a lose board
or something that made it open. so, my friend's sister screamed and ran
outside. but, i went ahead and took my time getting dressed, walked down
the narrow hall way and picked up an apple off of the freezer, when i
heard what sounded like heavy footsteps behind me! i turned around...no
one there, looked out the window and all the gurls were outside and no
sign of the grandparents and the front door was closed too! so i turnt
and took a few more steps and again footsteps! i did this like 3 times
then totally freaked out and ran outside and litteraly flew onto the
trampoline with the others and told them what happen to me, they laughed
at me and said i told u so! but, needless to say, i didn't ever go back!

circle=closure

hey recon, thanks, but to answer ur ?, u got to remember as u have said,
u to got to try to confuse the reader by phaseing the words differently,
as did the hunter by being at a bar with his drunk buddies. lol

the farmer has to get all of the things he bought, back across the river
it's his only way home. the dog can't swim and most deffentaly "CANNOT
EAT" the hen.

hey rider, we would love to hear what u have to say, as i said in the
first post on this topic it is a touchy subject, but, u still have the
right to say what u think no matter what others might say, besides, it's
just a discussion not an arguement. i'd like to see what others really
think about it and what it means to them. id like to know their view
points on certain matters that are said within the bible. think more of
this as theology. all questions, thoughts and opinions are welcomed.

why would u bury the survivors?lol

good night james,

hey animal! i wanted to tell ya a story...back when i was a kid and i
went on a field trip to a museum, they had this BIG stuffed polar bear
and it's baby stood up like it was going to eat us, i cryied so hard
that teacher had to take me to the restroom to clean up because i
thought that was wrong for people to do that to an animal and it's baby,
she said well, honey how would we know what they look like if they
didn't do that for us, and i just cried some more until we walked out of
that room with that bear!
lol, funny i know!